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Longaberger Basket

That longaberger basket needs her braids redone.
by Mmmcunty November 17, 2015
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Prayer Basket

A way of seeking credit for non-action in other people's critical time of need via annoying phrase as a substitute for actual concern/help.
If one more person tells my dying Atheist father he's in their prayer basket I've been authorized to punch them in the face.
by String Theory Sally July 5, 2018
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Laundry Basketing

Admitting a crush, to another person without them knowing.
"is Alana laundry basketing to Andrew?"

"Totally, I dont think he noticed."
by Littyinthecity May 29, 2018
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Basket Creep

Where you go to the shops for a small selection of products, maybe a loaf of bread and some milk, but in addition to that other items mysteriously creep into your basket and you end up coming home with bedding, a new clock and a little treat for the car journey home, but at the cashier you see that your original expectation of £5 for the shopping is now £67.54.
We went Christmas shopping with Mum she only needed a turkey and some crackers but came out with 8 pints of milk and the rest of the weekly shop! What a basket creep!
by kidlvr April 16, 2019
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barcelona basket

The act of putting your own or someone elses balls in a tuna can.
After sex he decided to ask his girlfriend for a barcelona basket.... she left real quick.
by the bell boy September 18, 2017
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Laundry Basket

An alternate closet that sits on your bedroom floor after clothes are removed from the dryer
"Hey, do you have a spare dress? " "Yes, check my laundry basket."
by ColonelCookies March 22, 2017
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basket toss

When you slam your dick so hard into a female that it launches her across the room. Afterwards one may continue intercourse.
Dude I just basket tossed my girl
by Sad cum April 15, 2017
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