Barnes

When you find yourself lacking cash on a night out and so decide it is appropriate to begin searching for other peoples losses on the floor around the club, specifically around the bar.

Jake: What did you do about your cash situation last night then mate? Bitta' Barnes?
Jeff: Totally Barnsed it mate, came out with 30 spoon.
Jake: Prick.

by Richmeister5000 January 31, 2010

bartosh

a hyperactive guy of polish heritage. He is skinny and really short

Have you seen that hyper kid? He is a total bartosh

by xioxio April 13, 2010

Barnes

To lie about one or every sexual conquest that you have ever had.

Guy 1: I swear I slept with her.

Guy 2: No, you're just barnes'n me.

by fvza4 November 18, 2009

bartosz zoltak

he likes to fuk grey ppl and rams a small penis man called kacper ptak

bartosz zoltak rammed kacpers tight butthole and drank his tit milk

by hong kongnese faggot June 25, 2019

Barnes Y Nobles

This is what inebriated 40 something males refer to Barnes and Noble's Bookstores. (Usually said with a Californian surfer accent.)

42 Yr old loser 1) Hey Bro, where could I find a good Surf Mag without going all the way to the grocery store?

41 Yr old loser 2) Dude! Barnes Y Nobles Bro, Where else would we go?

by El Whys'ass February 27, 2011

barnyard barnes

An alias used by certain people to hide their true identity and sound like a country yokel.

See also:
Andreas Barnez; thorax; Gumby;carcass; Token White Guy (TWG); ashtray; bones

Where are you Barnyard? Casa de Barnes or the farm?

by Brad March 1, 2004

Barnstable Academy

A private school for really rich kids who go to private school because their parents want to pay $30,000 a year for their education.

A: Hey what high school do you go to?
B: BA
A: Oh you go to Bergen Academies? You must be really smart
B: No I go to Barnstable Academy...
A: Oh so what company is your dad CEO of?

by tim tebow December 18, 2012