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Battle Axe 

An older female receptionist, secretary or office manager who is very surly, strict, and unpleasant to interact with.
Don't even try to enter building B without a visitor pass, the Battle Axe at the front desk won't let you in and will call security.
Battle Axe by H23 February 26, 2009
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cherry axe 

A whores vagina when fully expanded. After completer arousal
man, i wana shove my weiner in that cherry axe
cherry axe by Chriss December 17, 2003

The Axe Effect

1. The result of spraying axe.
2. The attraction and arousal of any woman within a 10 foot radius.
The Axe Effect can make even butch lesbians go straight.
The Axe Effect by SirOwnzAlot February 28, 2004

Battle Axe 

Weapon - two sided axe, held with obne hand inbetween the blades and one lower down the pole.
The barbaric demon charged, battle axe in hand he decapitated thehuman.
Battle Axe by Vehementi Dominus January 30, 2004

Chocolate Axe 

A cologne that smells so good that it is almost orgasmic. If you wear it you are automatically more actractive. Only to be worn by sexy mofos
Ally: Ohmygod Josh smelled so good today
Michelle: He was probably wearing chocolate axe
Chocolate Axe by Algae157 April 16, 2011
In the same theme as the penis is called ham javelin, pork sword etc.. this is another swine themed acronym for the old chopper himself
I bludgeoned her across the face with my pig axe
pig axe by Slut Whore July 21, 2003