Heart Attack

When an average insecure 14-year-old white girl discovers that a really really cute, or a really ugly boy, has a crush on her.

Some cool dude: "Your cute"

Girl: "I-I think I'm having a heart attack, call an ambulance." *faints*

by an idiot defines... April 28, 2019

Poop Attack

When shit flies.

it's rainin' poop, allelujia.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

text message heart attack

Getting a text message while zoning out or in the middle of the night (while sleeping, preferably) that scares you out of your skin, gives you a quick adrenaline rush, then leaves you with a slightly worn down heart and a bad message from someone you don’t really care that much about.

I got a text message heart attack last night when you woke me up at 2am with your pointless message!

by Lauren I. September 5, 2008

objectively attractive

A phrase used by a spouse or significant other who is incapable of admitting they find another person truly handsome, beautiful, or sexually attractive.

Well, I guess that guy over there is objectively attractive but I don't find him interesting.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson October 3, 2009

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

The scale is used to rate females on how attractive they are. A "1" would be someone similar to a wrinkley old grandma (unless you're into that kind of stuff). I have yet to see a "10" as they are so rare.

Home boii 1: Yo' man my girl is a solid 10 (on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale)
Home boii 2: Damn! How much did you pay her to stay with your sorry ass?
Home boii 1: Bruh

by I'm Kiki August 31, 2016

Daedalus Attack

1. When you punch your enemy in the face with the fist of an aircraft carrier. The fist then opens up for massive missile spam.

2. When you anally fist a woman holding a handful of cayenne pepper and open your fist, releasing the cayenne pepper into her anus.

Max used the Daedalus Attack to defeat the Zentradi, and then he used it on his wife that night!

by J. Arthur Studjenshweimar June 10, 2009

Attraction

1. The physical, emotional attachment to a person in a romantic way; the kind of thing where you want to run your hands all over their skin, their angel bones, their wrists while you talk all night.
2. A form of non-romantic, simple friendship that forms between two people; they don't quite love each other but they definitely like each other.

You can tell he feels attraction to her because he can't keep his hands off her waist.

by slangtalker November 3, 2010