dick-arse

adj; 1) describes an object or situation that is extremely difficult to get around in or to find your way through; a person that is very difficult to deal with; 2) something or someone that is lame or stupid

1) This is a dick-arse parking lot! (as in - you can hardly drive and move around in it - like a dick in an arse)
2) Andrew wants a real job - not a dick-arse job like working at a fast food joint!

by Drewz July 3, 2006

shagging arse

A saying normally used by someone with rat tails and has a fascination about dicks that’s sometimes borders the erotic!

Have you been shagging arse?

by Sammo88 October 4, 2019

arse pilates

the act of focussing pilates exercises on the anal region, has many strange side effects. A kind of rectal prolapse.

"My girlfriend was practising her arse pilates when the next thing I know, there's shit flying all over the room and her small intestine is hanging out over the bed."

by The Sandy Vagina Man May 6, 2005

Arse wank

Lube your sexual partners Arse cheeks plus crack..while you lay back and have them wank of your erection using there cheeks without anus penetration.

Can't believe my luck when I got home to find my missus with Arse cheeks ready lubed for a ruddy good Arse wank

by Mickey and Rich December 28, 2015

arse food

anyone who is new to a prison and will definetly get pumped in the bum

ben jones you will be my arse food for the next three weeks

by Mark March 16, 2004

Hungry Arse

A condition whereby a lady's arse appears to be trying to swallow her trousers, caused mostly by unfathomably tight garments.

Christ on a bike, have you seen the hungry arse on that? I bet she's got a real camel toe to match

by Stato the Laird December 14, 2008

arse curtains

Underwear, specifically boxer shorts.

"I'm late for work, and I can't find a clean pair of arse curtains!"

by Whippet August 6, 2004