Similar to a Non-Player-Character, a Matrix Agent is a person or persons who seem or act as though 'programmed' to respond or behave in scripted ways. Unlike an NPC, the Matrix Agent connotation implies some cognizant understanding of their simulated world, while nonetheless believing in that world and following their programming within it.
by coopergraham November 6, 2023
Get the Matrix Agentmug. DUA is instead of DIA
DIRECTORY.USER.AGENT.
We teach you how to use psychedelics safely!
instead of arresting the people microdosing and eating a mushroom pizza, we actually arrest the people abusing animals, women and kids, drunk driving, and hurting the planet.
Sorry DIA< DUA is takin’ the LOVE and future for the planet over!
DIRECTORY.USER.AGENT.
We teach you how to use psychedelics safely!
instead of arresting the people microdosing and eating a mushroom pizza, we actually arrest the people abusing animals, women and kids, drunk driving, and hurting the planet.
Sorry DIA< DUA is takin’ the LOVE and future for the planet over!
Hello (goodbye?) DIA- This is the DIRECTORY USER AGENT (DUA) coming through!
How is our new product? ContinuAlly keep being a great beautiful citizen of your universe- and it is always provided for free!
Keep giving us feedback about what string of the product works best for your daily family’s needs- tax money is going to help the universe be at peace!
All DIA (gents) happily converted to DUA
The world is at PEACE 🌎
How is our new product? ContinuAlly keep being a great beautiful citizen of your universe- and it is always provided for free!
Keep giving us feedback about what string of the product works best for your daily family’s needs- tax money is going to help the universe be at peace!
All DIA (gents) happily converted to DUA
The world is at PEACE 🌎
by hurleyrocks March 8, 2021
Get the Directory user agentmug. A reference for a person, normally older or elderly from the Vietnam War era, who repels people by not picking up on any social cues, going on rants about themselves and previous time in the war, college, or when they were in their prime. A person of that age range is referred to this when they repel others and hurt those around them like poison by being selfish, disrespectful, entitled, rude, etc. and generally lack friends and social supports. They feel entitled to tell their story and that you should appreciate them and lack empathy or understanding that it may not be a good time for you.
Person 1: "I was wondering if he was an Agent Orange?"
Person 2 : "Yes, don't let him get started about the war"
Person 2 : "Yes, don't let him get started about the war"
by Black_Dandeli0n June 15, 2023
Get the Agent Orangemug. 
We can't get any performance metrics of that server. Is it agented?
Or
The boss says "I am off on leave, if you could get the whole IT estate agented before my return, you can keep your job".
Or
The boss says "I am off on leave, if you could get the whole IT estate agented before my return, you can keep your job".
by Rolf_G August 26, 2008
Get the Agentedmug. 30% winrate virgin, but will argue they aren't the reason the team is losing and in doing so, will die while typing.
by AgentoftheStorm#6969 June 20, 2022
Get the Agent of the Stormmug. When you go for a poo and the weight and velocity causes it to a round the bend and escape the bowl. On top of that a true secret agent is when this happens that when you wipe your ass there is no poo on the tissue, it’s litterally so clean you could blow your nose on it. This is a true secret agent poo.
Wow it’s amaizing I never thought I would have a secret agent poo after that large mixed grill at spoons
by Unruly Captain July 28, 2022
Get the Secret agent poomug.