Alchemist

A nicer way of telling someone who does or says something stupid or illogical, who has the intelligence to know better, that they have done something stupid or illogical, without thinking
Alchemy being the action of doing or saying the illogical thing.

An alchemist is someone picks something that is hot up without a utensil, when they know its hot.

Miley Cyrus doing a photoshoot naked under only a sheet than saying she didnt realise it would look so bad.

by biohaz August 19, 2009

achmad

Achmads tend to smoke a lot of weed and have alot of side hoes. Achmad however are really hot and know just how to kiss a girl that she fall head over heals.

"Idk bout him, he seems like sucha Achmad, i dunno whether to date him, or nah"

by Heyyyyyyyyyyt January 25, 2017

AHEM

Lewis' comments whilst waiting for the Muse gig on November 27th 2003

"I'm hitting the note" AHEM

"Yes, feel free to blow me up with a bomb" AHEM

by Dr Dock December 2, 2003

alchemy

the study of transmutation of objects.

alchemy can fix this house with out any efort or teying.

by mike March 28, 2005

Ball-ache

Something or someone who is acting spoilt or generally being annoying.

Evie is being a right ball-ache today.

by Fridge77 January 26, 2009

arse ache

To be upset with someone or something.

"He's got the real arse ache with me today. Just 'coz I turned up late!"

by JohnnyMalaria January 22, 2005

achewater

a psychodelic drink for hicks.

sammy been drinkin' dat dar achewatir agin. hims gon' t' git achewood if'n he done watch it.

by a-quid February 12, 2003