Restricted Account

When you get butt-fucked by Samsung

IT Manager: Hey did you manage to figure out that "Restricted Account"?

Pleb: No sire Samsung decided to pull out their BBC and show me what's up...

by Kenshen107 August 6, 2019

Accountability

3 triangles in 5 minutes

This isn’t punishment, you’re being held accountable. Once we win or cut the bullshit we’re done.
Accountability.

by Rose State Retards February 17, 2022

from Accounting, don't worry about him

with whom i am cheating on you, worry about him.

"Who's John?"
"Oh, he's from Accounting, don't worry about him"

by yt_graystillployy February 2, 2024

Gimmick Account

Gimmick Account refers to parody accounts on twitter

I have a Gimmick Account with 10k followers

by BenBueBen July 6, 2025

joint change account

When a couple reaches the point in their relationship when they realize it would be easier to share piles of coins lying around the house and in the car, rather than try to maintain separate piles.

"How are things between you and Mary?"
"It's getting pretty serious, we moved in together and even opened a joint change account."

by libidinouslogophilia September 23, 2013

spy account

A pathetic fake second account used by people shunned by society for the purpose of watching people who have ostricized them. It is as sad as it sounds; they're watching people who don't want them around from the anonymnity of the internet. In real life you'd get arrested.

GET A LIFE JEFF/DONNY/BRAIN/ETC

"It joined at the same time as that troll and they know what's being said in the room. It's definitely their spy account."

by [CaveJohnson] September 21, 2023

home design (the account)

This is somehow becoming a fandom full of galvanized square steel and eco Friendly wood veneer.

"We should cover the galvanized square steel with eco Friendly wood veneer. I love using a specific type of steel and a specific type of wood veneer to expand my home! Thanks to home design (the account)!"

by Stars made of galvanized steel June 2, 2024