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Absolute Social Reject

The state you are in when you don't know what will happen with your own life in the near future due to no real social connections.
John is in a state of absolute social rejection. He just got robbed , he does not know how or why it happened. he also does not know who to contact to his state.
by Viper8080808 October 23, 2025
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Absolutely 100% perfect

An absolutely 100% perfect person is one whom is hard working, loyal, smart, funny, caring and who doesn’t give up even when life sucks (etc). In this case a he, whom is very dear to my heart and who has displayed every single 100% perfect quality that there is to display. Even his flaws are absolutely perfect. There are very few 100% perfect people in their world and If like me you have one you are indeed a very lucky person.
Greg: Is that Ayden Bascom?

Me: yes, isn’t he absolutely 100% perfect?
by Averygoodgirl January 12, 2022
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The Absolute Soup

When you call someone the absolute soup, you are saying that they have soup for brains, and therefore stating that they cannot grasp the power of big moon.
Excuse me Sir, you are the most soupy person I have ever seen, and you may even be the absolute soup.
by ASAPaperlepsepserGUY February 26, 2019
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Absolute Cheeseburger

An American slang term for praising something, usually food, for it's taste, by comparing it to an American Cheeseburger.
"This wrap is absolute cheeseburger! You should totally try it!"
by GuySmith March 2, 2025
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absolutely jorkin my shit

A higher form of jorkin it usually in a communication form meaning to jack off in an aggressive manner
Yo I’m absolutely jorkin my shit right now and by it let’s just say my pentis
by The-jorkin-king January 13, 2025
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absolute gibberish

absolute gibberish to the point where you can't understand shit.
person 1: "fkijdhkfiusdfgdisfudsl"
person 2: tf

person 3: its absolute gibberish
by -ASUTE- September 14, 2022
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