An impossible-to-win-game (a.k.a. VVVEEERRRYYY HHHAAARRRDDD GGGAAAMMMEEE) that consists of dozens of rules.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_Game
Basic Rules:
1. If you think about The Game, you play The Game
2. If you think about The Game, you lose The Game (LOL, you lost... SHIT!)
3. If you lose the game, you don't lose again until you have forgotten and then remembered again.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_Game
Basic Rules:
1. If you think about The Game, you play The Game
2. If you think about The Game, you lose The Game (LOL, you lost... SHIT!)
3. If you lose the game, you don't lose again until you have forgotten and then remembered again.
Dude 1: "When life give you lemons, you just lost The Game."
Dude 2: "I WAS ON A WINNING STREAK!"
(Rule #38 at website above: You cannot have a winning streak)
Dude 2: "I WAS ON A WINNING STREAK!"
(Rule #38 at website above: You cannot have a winning streak)
by fishboyultra December 19, 2008

A 'game' so to speak. There are 3 rules to the game:
1. You must not think about the game at all.
2. You can only lose the game once every 30 minutes.
3. The only way you can win the game is if the queen goes on national TV and says 'I lost the game'.
If someone says 'I lost the game', then you pretty much lost too - you can't not think about the game when someone says I Lost The Game.
1. You must not think about the game at all.
2. You can only lose the game once every 30 minutes.
3. The only way you can win the game is if the queen goes on national TV and says 'I lost the game'.
If someone says 'I lost the game', then you pretty much lost too - you can't not think about the game when someone says I Lost The Game.
by Dezachu January 20, 2009

Rules of the Game
1.When you think about the game, you lose
2.You can only lose the Game every 30 min
3.When you lose the Game you must shout out "I lost the Game!"
4. (not sure if this is true or not) once you learn about the game you are in the game
5.Once you are in the Game you can't leave
6.You can't win the Game...EVER
Point
Dont think of the Game or else
1.When you think about the game, you lose
2.You can only lose the Game every 30 min
3.When you lose the Game you must shout out "I lost the Game!"
4. (not sure if this is true or not) once you learn about the game you are in the game
5.Once you are in the Game you can't leave
6.You can't win the Game...EVER
Point
Dont think of the Game or else
Man 1 "Hey guess what?"
Man 2 "What"
Man 1 "I lost the Game"
Man 2 "Dude I really hate you right now"
Man 2 "What"
Man 1 "I lost the Game"
Man 2 "Dude I really hate you right now"
by all you need is GIR and tacos May 2, 2009

1. A noun used to describe what players 'spin' in order to attrct a mate.
2. Something that Fag Urkle could not get with a goat.
2. Something that Fag Urkle could not get with a goat.
by Squirrelykins July 2, 2005

by southcentralian October 25, 2004

That which is done by people who are unable to play sports. If it is done by an athlete, it is done only under certain circumstances, such as no one in the same hemisphere to play baseball with.
by John Thiel September 6, 2008
