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Han Solo's Day

A holiday celebrated on February 14th, instead of Saint Valentine's Day, to commemorate the ending to A New Hope when Han Solo turned the Millennium Falcon around and attacked the Death Star, the Galactic Empire's ultimate weapon and battle station the size of a small moon. Without his aid, Luke Skywalker's X-Wing would've been shot down by Darth Vader and the Rebel Alliance would have been defeated. But Han Solo didn't do this for fame or fortune, he did it for Princess Leia, a girl who was banging her brother. He made himself into a fugitive wanted across the entire galaxy for a girl who showed no interest in him, and that is true love.
Guy: I thought of giving you chocolate and roses for Valentine's Day, but instead decided to get you this 8" Chewbacca figure for Han Solo's Day.
Girl: Oh I love you!
Guy: I know.
by Bob Afett February 11, 2007
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Drum solo

Smithy ........... DRUM SOLO
by Sparkle September 27, 2003
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Free Bird Solo

Traffic laws do not apply when 4:56 of Free Bird is on, and if the cops are "chasing" you for reckless driving/speeding they are simply joining the race.
"I'm sorry officer but when 4:56 of Free Bird Solo starts playing your traffic laws are simply a suggestion."
or
"I'm sorry officer I bought the whole speedometer i'm going to use the whole speedometer."
by somerandomnameiguess November 23, 2022
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free solo

Alain climbed 100 towers in 2011.😃😃😱
by Sup cool boss October 22, 2015
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Pursuing a solo career

After the break-up of a combo who were making sweet music together, the one who just ends up sitting alone in the dark reminiscing while he fingers his instrument is said to be pursuing a solo career.
So what happened to David Van Day after Dollar split up?

Oh, he's pursuing a solo career in the back of a burger van.
by Fles December 7, 2010
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Solo Gang Banged

Is when you are fucked multiple times in various holes,by one person for long periods at a time.

A.K.A. being JADER!!!
Raye was discombobulated after being Solo Gang Banged by Jader all night and morning....
by Jader04Raye May 11, 2015
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Cup O’ Solo

A tasty concoction that consists of oyster crackers, cheese, and sometimes bacon. For the poor man, it is usually constructed when you are lacking money to buy real food. The food is a lesser known delicacy of Cincinnati. A person that consumes solo is known as a Grumbler.
Miles: “Wanna get something to eat?”
Ben: “I don’t have any money
Miles: “We can always go get a free Cup O’ Solo”
by Cincinnati_Grumbler January 5, 2023
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