Sleepy weenie

When you drink so much alcohol and try to bring a girl back home, only to find your member not responding to his orders.

I took Beth home last night but she was not happy with my sleepy weenie.

by Joey Norris December 28, 2018

Sleepy Roman

That one thicc loser who makes unfunny skits and says uwu

Friend, watching his videos: who tf is that?

Me: Oh its just Sleepy Roman being dumb

by Smug Potato March 12, 2021

Sleepy pickle

When a significant other tries to sneak one in while you sleep.

Last night I tried to give them the sleepy pickle. They woke up and were not receptive.

by KrispyRice614 March 12, 2022

Sleepies

Taking selfies while acting like you're sleeping.

Stop taking sleepies and get your ass to sleep!

by Tntporkchop August 23, 2016

The Sleepy Dewey

When one is struggling with falling asleep, they will masturbate while digitally penetrating their rectum. Subsequently upon coming to fruition, smell the finger utilizing the pheromones to help them fall asleep.

"I have been struggling to fall asleep, I think I might have to try 'The Sleepy Dewey' tonight....

by Dewey1234 September 6, 2023

Sleepy Joe Biden

A pedantic pontificating pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung - figuratively speaking.

...

I mean, the 46th President of the United States. (Supposedly)
Is known as "Sleepy Joe" for always falling asleep during interviews.

Is the oldest sitting U.S President at 81 years old.

Quotes:

"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word, Asufutimaehaehfutbw"
-Joe Biden mumbling during an interview.

"We choose truth over facts!"
-Joe Biden during his campaign in Des Moines, Iowa.

"CornPop was a bad dude"
-Joe Biden describing an alleged run-in with a gang leader.

Sleepy Joe Biden

by GenZExpert September 27, 2024

I was sleepy

Some ginger kyke that thought coach was talking about his ass

"get a close up on this dude hair"
"I was sleepy"

by tamerenalhussein February 5, 2025