Stallion Legs

When someone’s legs are huge and muscular like a stallion horse

Damn boi u have some great stallion legs

by ASMR/CAM GIRL November 13, 2018

Leather legs

Someone with very thick skin on their legs

She was akways out in the sun which caused her to have leather legs

by JAMES BRADY June 19, 2017

poodle leg

A large fluffy line of cocaine. From Irvine Welsh novels (Trainspottng)

I cut up a couple of poodle legs from the gram I got from Begbie

by Slackr002 April 06, 2016

leg dump

A jumbo leg sized turd.

Dude I gotta take a leg dump STAT, I'm sitting on a tree stump.

by Marty Mcfly10 June 05, 2016

Leg muffins

When girls wear to the combat boots with leggings and tie the laces to tight so it creates a leg muffin. Kind of like when you buy pants that are too small but you will wear them... It makes a muffin top... But these are leg muffins

Damn girl look at those leg muffins.

She is wearing those boots to tight

by Saffronrae September 20, 2014

Laptop Legs

The ailment that derives from bending legs to prop up laptop while lying on bed for a long period of time.
After a full night of this, laptop legs can cause unsturdy walking, random collapse of legs, the giving in of knees.

''Why you walking weird?''

''I had to finish that essay last night- now I've got Laptop Legs''

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FIRST... there was athletes foot
THEN... there was Texter's Thumb
AND NOW...LAPTOP LEGS!!!

by savi-xx May 03, 2011

spagoodle legs

When a woman rides on a huge johnson and it makes her have so many multiple orgasms that they have spaghetti legs and noodle legs at the same time.

I rode that monster so long it gave me spagoodle legs.

by Dannyg247 January 18, 2017