Zombie-vote

1) To vote mindlessly, without thinking thru the issues

2) To vote habitually, either for a Party or for a Candidate, for no particular reason other than you've done this all your life, and so did your Father, and your Grandfather, and your Great Grandfather, and &tc.

3) To vote for a candidate just because they are black/white/female/male/hispanic/Maori/gay/straight &tc and for no other, better reason

4) To spoil your ballot

5) To forget to vote, or to be a conscientious objector to voting

1) I can't *believe America Zombie-voted for Obama. His policies were obvious, they all sounded good, but nobody took the time to think them thru to their obvious conclusion. Duhhhh!

2) I'm going to Zombie-vote Labour Party. I'm Loyal -- always have been. Our family have always voted Labour.

3) It's time to have a female US President. Even Palin could get in by Zombie-vote, if she'd run.

4) Dunno who to vote for: I'll Zombie-vote Reagan by spoiling my ballot.

5) Everybody running for office is crap. I'll Zombie-vote this time and cast my ballot down at the Pub.

by DaChieftain October 18, 2011

Zombie Boner

When a male ejaculates during sexual intercourse and then retains an erection and continues to have intercourse.

Last night was incredible. I totally fucked Melissa with a zombie boner.

by Kurupt88 October 17, 2010

Marvel zombie

Comic book fan slang to describe someone who is overtly loyal to the Marvel Comics company to the point where they won't read anything else.

Don't try and describe Preacher to him he's just a Marvel Zombie

by jd January 3, 2005

Headphone Zombie

When someone is wearing headphones and is completely unresponsive to the outside world. Headphone zombies often travel in packs, but rarely communicate or associate with one another. It is not yet determined whether they feed on brains or popular music, or both.

I drove through the University and nearly hit a pack of J-walking headphone zombies

by King_of_Tots November 3, 2015

Abercrombie Zombie

One of the many (millions) of clones and mindless copies of one another who can't think for themselves, so they shop at Abercrombie & Fitch in order to try and give meaning to their empty lives. What they need is to be able to make their own decisions, based on what they really like and need, not what they think that people will like them for.

Abercrombie Zombies should be destroyed.

by Kris April 24, 2003

Zombie Hit

When you have passed out from smoking. But suddenly when its your turn in the roto you become only conscience enough to smoke before going back to sleep. They never remember taking the hit the next morning.

"Damn hollie just woke up for a zombie hit"
"yah now shes going to pass out and never remember"

by HMW3434 October 23, 2009

Zombie Apocalypse

Something 12 year old boys wish would happen so they can show off how badass they are.

Sheldon: Imagine if there was a zombie apocalypse! I would use a gun!
John:Sheldon shut up you faggot

by jjr51802 November 1, 2013