Your mom

An insult that can be used to answer any question.

Bill: "What's as big as a house and is black and blue all over?"

Jim: "Your mom."

by Tim Allen September 21, 2003

Your mom

the answer to just about any question for the people you hate... warning my example is only a reason to show people the ultamite comback to your mom

"keep my mom out of this, (point at what what is probably the smallest bit o nads in history... your own)and i'll keep this out of your mom!"

by Dj Masta Cheez September 26, 2004

Your mom

Just to add to my previous your mom definition, I will be adding yet another comeback.

Person 1: "Your MOM went to college!"

Person 2: "Oh yeah? Well your OVERLY USED INSULT went to college!"

by Dj Masta Cheez August 30, 2005

your mom

a commonly used "come back".

thomas:how do you like my new coat? i think it fits me soo good!
sarah:oh god. my boner just died
thomas:YOUR MOM!
sarah:oh. good one.

by kimia delonge. December 22, 2004

Your Mom!

reply for: your mom !

guy 1: Your mom!
guy 2: She's your mom,too!!!!!!!!!

by kuree December 28, 2005

your mom

A normal response when a person is unable to come up with an intelligent comeback. Usually used by those with little or no imagination.

Guy 1: I need to get my car checked out.
Guy 2: I checked your mom out.

by AnnoyoedWithMommaJokes October 25, 2004

your mom

Something a person would say when he has no way out of an insult. usually never making any sence

Something a person named Chris J. R. would say to everything. Usually followed by something like "thats a quarter!"

person 1: hi, isnt it nice out..

person 2: ur mom is nice out...

ex.2

person 1: thats a monster of a problem

person 2: Ur mom's a monster!

by meph April 21, 2005