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Taste my champagne wench

A saying that means guzzle my cum you cunt. (Predominantly used to insult a person without having them know the true severity of the phrase you said to them.)
Dick from work: " hey (your name here) those pants look a little tight, where did you get them? Queers R us?

You: taste my champagne wench.

The dick from work is left confused and you feel satisfied that you told off the office dick without getting reported to your H.R. Rep
by Artic Starfish October 10, 2017
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stupid bitch hoe twat dumb wench fuckin toad

"Yo my girl just dumped me she's a stupid bitch hoe twat dumb wench fuckin toad , bro "
by The thrasher trasher September 21, 2017
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Wench Dickhead

1. NOUN. A stupid woman using no logic in her thoughts, words, ideas, or actions.

2. ADJECTIVE. Used to describe a women's thoughts which are devoid of any logic.

ORIGIN: One night, my family brought up how bad the movie "The Blair Witch Project" was. My mom said," The lady's at work said it was good..." "Yeah, you and your WENCH...(PAUSES AND LOOKS AROUND SEARCHING FOR A WORD) DICKHEAD ladies at work..." Added my dad.
EX. 1) Nikki let Karissa go home early from work at the dinner, but Nikki told Karissa she could leave like 7 minutes after her parents had finished eating and left the restaurant, and Nikki KNEW Karissa's parents were there...so Karissa's parents had to turn around and pick Karissa up from the restaurant. Nikki is a total wench dickhead.

Ex. 2) With all the catty girls and favoritism bullshit going on, this place is definitely turning more and more into a wench dick head fest.
by thetrophyone October 10, 2011
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Sam Winchester

1)Character from CW series Supernatural. The younger brother of Dean Winchester, Sam has only two expressions: 'smug smile' and 'intense stare into far distance.'

similar in type to Michael Scofield of Prison Break.

2) a self-absorbed hypocrite.
Teenaged girl: I love Supernatural, Sam Winchester is sooo HOT!!

Sensible person: Supernatural is cool but shut up.
by Etta Love September 12, 2006
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Winchester High School

Winchester High School is located in Illinois. The school is full of hicks and low quality girls. Blonde sluts lurk the halls seeking relationships to ruin. Winchester academics are very poor, probably because of their drug of choice; Meth.
Sally- Chad, Grace's boyfriend, was seen with Kimberly last night. She's goes to Winchester high school .
Megan- Grace knows. He hooked up with Kimberly, but Grace won't dump him. Kimberly is a classy home wrecker.
by The_truth6789 February 11, 2017
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Shinobi Wench Hammer

A Shinobi Wench Hammer is a move during sexual intercourse where the lights are turned out and the male rams the female from the darkness, so hard that she should climax upon landing. Usually performed towards the end of a sexual occurance as a pièce de résistance. It can be executed from infront or behind of a woman. If executed correctly from the rear, it may lead to a Wench Hammer Mudslide
...Silence... *scream of fright then pleasure* "You've just been Shinobi Wench Hammered baby, now lick this mudpie off my sack!"
by Ciderboi February 27, 2009
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Disco Wenching

A Scottish term used to describe the raunchy dance floor hook up. This is typically done with a complete stranger usually accompanied with heavy petting and sometimes even OTPHJ's (over the pants hand jobs).
I heard a Lady Gaga song come on, and when I looked over Harris was disco wenching Pam!
by fiorious September 14, 2011
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