wtf train

so much wtf you feel like you just got hit by the wtf train

That last unit in logic was a bitch! I didn't understand any of it. It was a total wtf train to the face

by FlameBurger May 14, 2009

WTF Day

Every first Tuesday of the month is the official WTF Day.

Because sometimes you just have to say it, so why not make a day of it.

Did you know it's WTF Day today? Wait is that dude is wearing white pants!! WTF!!

by ChingasosMMA September 08, 2010

wtf laugh

a hysterical laugh caused by 'wtf' thoughts going through the mind, thoughts usually not even that funny.

Bob did the wtf laugh at Nick and Norah when Caroline was in the car drunk and everyone was banging on the car then Norah decided to yell "OPEN THE DOOR, BITCH."

by A. Bobo March 22, 2009

WTF buddy

A friend with whom you share strange or bizarre hobbies, interests, and entertainment. May or may not be sexual in nature.

I didn't feel like watching American Horror Story by myself, so I called my WTF buddy.

by rodaro February 26, 2014

Wtf Exhale

When you exhale instead of saying "wtf" and people around you can tell what you mean.

Coach: Go swim 1500 yards
Pat: *wtf exhale*

by FreeHighFives January 06, 2011

wtf mate

usually said when surprised or confused. w-what t-the f-f*ck

pronounced: dub-ah-yoo tee eff may-teh

bob: durka durka akrad mahammad albid durka

steve: wtf mate?

by durka akrad May 03, 2006

WTF

1) Abbreviation meaning "What the f***". Very overused.

2) What I'm thinking when I see Obama talk.

3) Generally how 14 year old girls try to look cool in chat rooms.

1) Wow man wtf was that?

2) He's going to spend how much? WTF?!?!?

3) And I wazz like WTFZZ is thiz stuf OMG like LOL WTF TTYL

Oh also if you use this word you need to kill yourself.

by xINSANEx xMODZx August 22, 2010