Watchiman

How Dominicans say Watch man.
The person that is looking over your house in DR when your in New York

Jose: Mira Watchiman, dejame entrar a esa casa!
Watchiman: Mira coñaso soy relajo para ti estupido!?

by Estefany June 13, 2007

Watch Out

When people say some dumb shit to you that you don’t want no part of

Hey I’m tryna talk to you , bro watch out

by A'marri Bell May 13, 2019

cocky watchman

A Liverpool term for an 'old fashioned' type security guard employed to patrol education premises, building sites, etc. Usually these men were well past retirement and cheap employment for the local authorities

Do a runner, here comes the cocky watchman!

by Grozzee February 29, 2012

So we can both watch tv?

A phrase often used to engage a female in doggy style intercourse, so both parties can enjoy the film at hand, or just for the shit of it.

Often followed by a negitive reponse.

male: Babe, do you want to do it doggy style?
female: why would I want to do that?
male: So we can both watch tv?

by drummer120uck October 3, 2009

Distressed Watcher

A internet celebrity whore who fails at reviewing trailers (basically commercials) for movies.

Also can be used to describe someone who is excessively nitpicky about the most pointless and uneventful reasons in a jarring, loud and irritating voice and rants about said insignificance for multiple times longer than the duration of said act.

Dude, stop being a Distressed Watcher, complaining about the 3 second rising sun in that movie trailer, for the last 10 minutes. It's not a big deal and you're not funny!

by SchuminWebdotcom November 3, 2009

swiss watch

An perfectly formulated plan. Used almost exclusively sarcastically.

That's a great plan, Walter. That's ingenious if I understand it correctly, it's a fucking swiss watch.

by Duders November 30, 2007

watchup

Conglomeration of "what is up" , "what's up", or "what you up to"

"Hey, watchup?"
"Whatchup, ketchup?"

by topy October 18, 2008