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Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.
Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.
by LightThief November 13, 2018
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Splash Damage

1. When you poop in a toilet and the water slings back up at your ass.

2. When you pee and your urine bounces back at you.

3. In video games when you attack something and it causes damage to surrounding enemies.
1. I went to the public toilet and had serious splash damage.

2. I tried peeing on the guys car but I got splash damaged.

3. I'm gonna through my grenade.
BOOM!
That caused like 20% splash damage to those suckas over there.
by stormychild March 23, 2016
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Keegan Damage

When you have less than 500 damage at the end of a warzone rebirth game
Player 1 - 12 kills (3120 damage)
Player 2 - 6 kills (1590 damage)

Player 3 - 1 kill (320 damage)
Player 3 has (Keegan Damage)
by Lucky charm phenomenon August 6, 2021
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220 Damage

What a Virgin/Fortnite Player says when he sees someone get knocked out
"Bruh did you see Tyler get Coldcocked?"
Yeah like 220 damage dude
"Man, shut the fuck up
by MegaFaggot69420 July 7, 2018
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Damage Monkey

A character or person typically in a video game that is proficient at dealing damage while lacking technical skill or game sense. Often good as a filler member of a group or being ordered around as a foot soldier.
"I heard that Fessing kid is good at practice, should we pick him up?"
"Nah, he's just a damage monkey, he won't be good in squads."
by Fancyson April 28, 2021
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