total mong

jeremy corbyn

you sir are a total mong

by mongmna November 28, 2019

Mong

Someone u want to shag

Mong-Aiden I want ur dick

by KM_7676 March 25, 2023

Massive Mong

The leader of the Labour Party who is an idiot

jeremy corbyn is a massive mong

by fishcakes1 November 28, 2019

Ball Mong

A person that has so little coordination and control of their body that when attempting to play ball sports they resemble a disabled person (mong)

“Have you seen Tyler playing football? “
“Yes, total ball mong”

by JungWalt August 25, 2022

Will Mong

Will is a abosolute fucking mong and does not belong in group A more like group Z

Whose that fella speaking enchantment table?

- Oh yeah that just Will Mong

by jeldog May 3, 2023

Mong Juice

When you punch a pregnant woman in the stomach and drink the juice that runs out of her snatch.

My pregnant wife fell down the stairs and landed on her stomach and all of her mong juice splurged out

by B1G $t1nky October 17, 2023

mong

mong is an alternative way of saying take the L

get monged

by tkgtkntlksn. October 29, 2020