what will you have in 500 years

Cool ass part from the show tbh

Dude1: what will you have in 500 years
Dude 2:I will have ca-candice.
Dude 1: who’s Candice?
Dude 2: Candice dick fit in your mouth
Dude 1: violently punches dude 2

by The cool guy 96 backwards June 09, 2021

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oh no baby! what is you doin???

A famous catchphrase Nick Joseph (nicknpattiwhack_) says in his videos with his friend Dan while doing "pranks".
This phrase became a meme on Black Twitter as of March 2017.

*Goes on a shopping spree*

My bank account: oh no baby! what is you doin???

by Ur Sexc Sharmuta March 28, 2017

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What are you some sort of cunt?

Go to www.shitflap.com and view the Mr. Tourette strips. Uncle Peter you are a genius!

This phrase is perfect for directing at dissatisfied customers and uppity employers.

Go to the site mentioned above where you can observe the use of this phrase in its proper context.

by J March 10, 2005

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what are you DOING with your life?

Means the same thing as:
What is WRONG with you?
Are you STUPID?
Are you HIGH?

Basically used if you don't understand how someone could ask a really stupid question.
Or if they will not leave you alone.

Girl 1: The sun goes around the Earth, right?

Girl 2: OhmiGAWD what are you DOING with your life?

Boy: keeps taking girl's phone while she's working

Girl: "Fucking knock it off!"

Boy: puts phone back on table, waits a few seconds & looks away, then takes phone again

Girl: Wrestles with boy for her phone "Oh my effing god, what are you DOING with your life?!"

by JakartaTaco June 17, 2011

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