Wet Sloth

When you get your dick soaked with lube or blowjob spit, then you fuck yo girl, slowly.

"Ya man, I gave your Mom a wet sloth last night!"

by dick slapper+2 August 7, 2016

Wet Cabbage

Used to describe someone with a plain personality

“Oh look at john over there, he is such a wet cabbage”

by BagChaserMNC March 25, 2021

wet broccoli

When you eat a hairy vagina that tastes like broccoli

Has been tested by Haydyn Dancey

Her vag was a wet broccoli

by wet broccoli man May 28, 2020

wet connection

n. when a girl can eat out of her own vagina

Holy shit! I just saw Jill having a wet connection with herself up the punane.

by j rox ice January 27, 2005

Desk wetting

Desk wetting is the process of relieving yourself at your desk, usually to mark territory.

MasterYodaStarWars11: Hey what are you doing, John?
JohnTheMeme0_0: Im desk wetting obviously. I don't want you to come near my precious internet memes.

by Mr_Seasons November 16, 2017

wet willie

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own saliva, and inserting said finger into another's ear canal.

I pinned Julie to the ground and gave her a wet willie.

by stamm August 31, 2003

Wet Ben

Wet Ben: When one place's a single finger in ones mouth, before inserting into companion's sphincter.

Reverse Wet Ben: When one place's a single finger into companion's sphinter, before placing said finger into one's mouth.

Last night I gave your mum a wet ben.

That wet ben was well moist.

That reverse wet ben tasted nutty, I hope you haven't been eating nuts I'm allergic.

by Crystal Methton June 15, 2009