Weiner head

1. An exceptionally stupid, arrogant, or asshole-ish person; a prick.

I've worked with that guy before and he's a complete weiner head.

by R. Deaven March 13, 2008

Weiner Nuggets

When someone takes your dick, and fillets it with a hammer, then makes nuggets out of them.

Dude, this asshole told me to suck his dick, when he pulled down his pants, I made weiner nuggets out of it.

by xXx1337xXx sm0k3n d4 b1un7z June 11, 2009

Anthony Weiner's Weiner

Sent via Twitter to a college girl. Weiner couldn't say with certitude if it was his own weiner, but after a week or so admitted to sending the picture. Weiner is currently a Democratic Congressman, and the recipient of much envy due to his size below the belt.

Have you seen Anthony Weiner's weiner in that picture? I'm kinda jealous.

by Devin Conway December 4, 2011

Weiner

a moderate sized penis

oooooooohhhh, I wish I could touch oscar mayer's weiner

by jeeenie October 2, 2005

weiner dog

a big and very LONG weiner dog that will be stuffed into girlfriend's closet one day when boyfriend gets the money to buy one for her

Edward: Guess what? ;D
Marianne: What? :)
*weiner dog jumps out of backpack*
Marianne: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ITS A CUTE LONG PUPPAY!!! XD
*marianne hugs weiner dog and takes it home and closes the door*
Edward: Hey don't I get a hug? T.T

by Edward who LOVES Marianne XP May 8, 2006

Weiner

To send a picture message photo of your penis to someone from your cell phone.

I think I'll weiner my girlfriend." Also Wienered. "That Congressman just weinered me.

by RvrMan June 16, 2011

small weiner

the tool between a young mans legs inwhich is very very "tiny" that you cannot see it...with a magnifying glass

"Dan...where is your small weiner?"

by roxanne January 5, 2004