Brook's Weekend

Having three beers on a Friday night and then not coming in to work Monday because you are soft.

Theo: Where's Ryan this Monday morning?
Tim: We were at the pub on Friday night, he had three drinks and then went home. He must be having another Brook's Weekend. Man that guy is soft.

by BWAStiffler October 2, 2009

Vampire Weekend

Debatably the best band of all time. Albums: Vampire Weekend and Contra (new release). Band met at Columbia University, and has been playing for a few years.

Lets go buy Vampire Weekend tickets!

by i'macoolperson March 15, 2010

danish weekend

a euphemism for sex with pastries.

"That pie smells delicious."
"Hands off! I'm saving it for a danish weekend."

by randytaylor May 20, 2009

ski weekend

Signifies that a man is planning to have(or did have) a lot of sex over the weekend. Usually accompanied with hand/arm gestures simulating the use of poles while skiing.

Jack's girlfriend is arriving this friday, so he is going on a ski weekend.

by John Greeb May 15, 2005

3 day weekend!

Black humor. You're not having a weekend because you're fucked. And working. The project's gone pear-shaped and is starting to accelerate toward oblivion.
With hope dead, and nothing left to do, you make a last pathetic Simpson’s reference before the whole thing goes down in a twisted heap of smoke and hard drives.

"We just got the certification report back, we're failing 63% of compliance regs, with two weeks to go."

"Woo-hoo! 3 day weekend!"

by gruvinci June 22, 2006

Bucket list weekend

A list of epic events you want to accomplish before Monday morning.

Hey Brandon, start making your list for the bucket list weekend!

by Clever Longboards July 28, 2009

Dr. Seuss Weekend

Sexually engaging multiple women over the course of a weekend.

"One bitch, two bitch; Dr. Seuss Weekend."

by Filthy Mammals March 19, 2014