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pecker wrecker

describes a dumb bitch who, while trying to fornicate your unit with her mouth, uses too much teeth and bangs up the sides of your junk as if she were some kind of fuckin shark attacking a bloody sirloin.
My gear is fucked because that porcupine mouth whore amber blew me and scrapped my gear all to shit! That fuckin shark is a pecker wrecker.
by chonger December 28, 2005
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wrecktangle

The life-absorbing surface you are looking at right now (unless your kid printed this out for you). Modern day substitute for life, love and the universe, often confused with reality.
"Step away from the wrecktangle..."
by little-miss can't do wrong January 12, 2008
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Home Wrecker

Someone who sleeps with married men. In particular, married men who have children and a pregnant wife.

These whores also enjoy begging the married guy to leave his wife and family...because they are jealous filthy sluts who can't get a true family of their own. Perhaps if they quit accepting all manner of random penis into their nasty bologna vag, their man would stick around and HELP to raise their child...but no, these women are ALWAYS cast aside like so much trash because they are as disposable as a shitty diaper. They wouldn't be so disposable if they didn't always "keep a guy on the back burner." If they had one ounce of loyalty, maybe they wouldn't be raising a child "all alone....and with NO CAR."
Did you hear about that homewrecking slut in Clarksville, TN?

Oh, you mean Whitney...the home wrecker whose man left her pregnant and alone because she had an affair at the corrections academy? I heard that she's STILL denying the whole affair.

Well, then she's a LIAR and a homewrecker.
by pseudonym_nov18 August 31, 2013
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wrestling

One of the hardest sports you can ever compete in. "Professional" wrestling like WWE or ECW is a bunch of bullshit, half the stuff they do aren't even real or legal wrestling moves. The only "professional" wrestler worthy of attention is Kurt Angle who has actually competeted in REAL wrestling. Oh and it's not a gay sport. Yes you do dress in spandex uniforms and "grope" other individuals of the same gender. That does not make it gay. Wrestling is no more "gayer" than football, basketball, swimming, baseball...etc. Wrestlers work as hard as, probably harder, than any of the competers in the above sports.
Simpleton: Hey, did you see the WWE wrestling match yesterday? Man, that was sick!

Real Wrestler: No, I didn't, you faggot. You know why? Because I spent an hour practicing for my match tommorow with no water breaks, no rest breaks, and no mercy. I wrestle for REAL.
by WannabeGrunt August 29, 2005
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Get wrecked

A term used most often after beating someone at something or after a person fails at something.

Cooler way of saying 'oh snap'
1. "What are u doing", says Josh. "Stuf", says Morgan. "Goodnight hommies", says Lexi. "It's *homies for the second time", says Morgan. "^Stuff", corrects Alexis. "I meant to spell it like that tho, u didn't. GET WRECKED", says Morgan.

2. *tries to dodge dodgeball* *gets hit in the face* "OH! GET WRECKED!!!"
by Whiteasiansensation September 8, 2016
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wrestlemaniac

Someone obsessed with wrestling. Lives, eats, sleeps, and dreams of wrestling. Almost like an addiction, but a healthy one.
I've been watching wrestling since I was 4 years old. I must be a wrestlemaniac.
by Wrestlemaniac February 6, 2008
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Wreck Head

Somebody who is always completely out of their mind on a variety of drugs.
"Have you seen John lately? That guy is always totally fucked when I see him out"
"Yeah, he's a total fucking wreck head these days"
by funkyhouse86 September 3, 2009
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