gay wounded

A woman/man being distraught that someone they like is gay.
Woman: I really find Neil Patrick Harris attractive, why is he is gay?!

Friend: You're gay wounded aren't you?
by delightfullyanon December 02, 2013
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Wounded Warrior Projecting

V.)

1.) An action that occurs when a keyboard Warrior is hit with information that contradicts every single one of their claims causing them to say some of the stupidest shit seen on social media.

2.) Something a keyboard Warrior does after you prove them wrong, usually resulting in them being highlighted in a future Rob Gavigan's "why would you put that on the internet?" video.
Okay "BelleDaphineisBae420XXX" you claim iguanas can fly after you feed them a solid amount of reefer.. but I just showed you a dozen videos proving otherwise.

No I'm not a mayonnaise drinking necrophiliac. You can stop Wounded Warrior Projecting now..
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 04, 2019
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wasted and wounded

I can't believe they didn't let me onto Jackass 4, I feel so wasted and wounded.
by king_D_ February 27, 2021
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geek wound

Cuts you get on your fingers when working inside a computer.
Person 1: Dude, is that the fifth geek wound this week?

Person 2: Yeah, I tried to pull a drive bay cover off by sticking my index finger in the index-finger sized hole in it. Those stamped metal parts have razor sharp edges!
by broc119 April 25, 2010
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Licking her wounds

The act of eatin' dat bitch out while she bleedin' from her baby hole
Aww hell yeah, Becky got her period today. Imma be licking her wounds all night!
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Wounded Soldier

when you are getting handjob, head, banging a girl, then right when your about to bust you pull out, push her face first to the ground, and blow your load on the back of her knee!! Then you SCREAM "WOUNDED SOLDIER"
I got hammered, and my buddy and I wounded soldiered that wonderful young ladyBritt.
by BRAW HOUSE July 11, 2008
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Wounded soldier

When you are getting a handjob, blowjob, or have sex and right when you are about to blow you stand up and shoot your load on the back of her knee. When she gets up she doesnt want it to run so she drags her one leg, when shes doing the walk of shame to the bathroom, then you yell wounded soldier
Jessica worked her magic and then I turned her into a wounded soldier.
by ammi902 August 05, 2022
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