Stab-worthy

One of the many brilliant words to come out of Seinfeld. Anyone who can be loved (or hated) enough as to be impaled by a sharp object.

Elaine: I mean, think about it, Jerry. There must be something exciting about this guy if he can arouse that kind of passion. I mean, to be stab-worthy, you know? It's kind of a compliment.
Jerry: Yeah, too bad he didn't get shot. He could have been the one.

by f1fan October 4, 2009

gilmore worthy

Something Worthy for the Gilmore Girls to eat.
The Gilmore Girls are notorious for eating crazy amounts of Junkfood and Coffee.

Fifi :"They have great coffee at that new cafe down the street"
Muffin:"It may be good but is it gilmore worthy?"Gil

by Kristin O May 1, 2006

rubber worthy

The determination of the fuck-worthiness of a female.(ie-whether they're worth wasting a rubber on). Analagous to Seinfeld's Elaine inspired "sponge worthy".

That girl looks pretty hot but I'm just not certain she's rubber worthy.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

lol worthy

lol should not be accredible at any time. however if need be used, if you hear a statement that is funny and you want to let person know that you literally laughed out loud, it is lol worthy.

Kevin: Let's have a playdate sweet pea.

Sweet Pea: That was lol worthy, what are we toddlers?

by BAlleRinAZ April 14, 2009

Jersey Worthy

As defined, Jersey Worthy refers to an average professional sports player, specifically a player no one has heard of or knows by name, whom plays so well that a fan is compelled to pay 150 bucks for that players authentic jersey.

Nate Robinson scored 24 points in the fourth quarter to bring the Bulls from a 16 point deficit and beat the Brooklyn Nets. He is Jersey Worthy.

Rookie Anthony Rizzo went 3-4 today with a home run and two doubles. He is Jersey Worthy.

by GoochFace April 27, 2013

collegefession worthy

A story that is worthy to post on collegefession.com
Something really crazy and nasty that you've ever done, usually related to sex, drugs and alcohol.

''-Are you collegefession worthy? +Yea, last night I had sex with 3 different girls, blacked out and woke up on a bench with a bra on my balls''

by collegefession April 23, 2014

Nutter worthy

A female fly enough to turn a normal man a little loopy, it's a compliment.

If she is nutter worthy, then she's a keeper.

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 21, 2015