If those goddamn hippies don’t stop banging those drums, I’m going to window whisper the shit out of their houses
by A four pound pud September 10, 2019

One who has the ability to predict a large shit coming. This only applies to when you don't feel it coming but you have extreme flatulence and rank farts.
A parody of the common Dog Whisperer or any animal in general. I.E. speaking to your nasty flatulence.
A parody of the common Dog Whisperer or any animal in general. I.E. speaking to your nasty flatulence.
*Farts*
Holy shit that was a long one, OH MY GOD AND IT SMELLS! I am going to have to take a rank ass doodoo tomorrow. I must be a Shit Whisperer.
Holy shit that was a long one, OH MY GOD AND IT SMELLS! I am going to have to take a rank ass doodoo tomorrow. I must be a Shit Whisperer.
by AndrewTFowler August 15, 2012

Students or pawns (usually appearing innocent) talking indirectly to a subject but seemingly to-one another in order to "talk" to a person's depth psyche.
It's classic, very rude, and yet often enlightening to the whisperers and subjects. Sometimes the whisperers are the unwitting subjects if the depth psyche subject (aka djinn) is very powerful (see "saint").
It's classic, very rude, and yet often enlightening to the whisperers and subjects. Sometimes the whisperers are the unwitting subjects if the depth psyche subject (aka djinn) is very powerful (see "saint").
Examples of "ear whisperers:"
Unenlightened religious witnesses looking for their "One."
Zealots (usually pawns) getting in black-hole frenzies.
Government agents.
Unenlightened religious witnesses looking for their "One."
Zealots (usually pawns) getting in black-hole frenzies.
Government agents.
by OneEyeOintment August 10, 2010

A woman that is constantly helping fuckboys strive to be better people. The relationship doesn't have to be sexual in nature.
Hey, did you know Lisa showed Robert how to get his own bed frame and now he doesnt sleep on mattresses on the floor.
Wow she must be a fuckboy whisperer.
Wow she must be a fuckboy whisperer.
by Berguendy March 18, 2019

A Man who sells Monkeys to celebreties. Specifically Chris Brown and potentially maybe even Justin Bieber's Family Friend.
"“The Monkey Whisperer,” pleaded guilty to five criminal counts, including a charge of conspiracy to commit wildlife trafficking for selling a capuchin monkey to the singer in 2017." - Billboard.com
by Tuba1221 October 23, 2022

by swamp_lord May 31, 2016

Whispering load enough in public for people to hear you while still pretending the converstaion is private. (Usually used when you are afraid the stranger you are talking about thinks what you are saying is mean when, in fact, it's not.)
John: *Whispering* "Steve, do you see that guy over there?"
(Then John sees the "Hat Guy" notice that John is whispering about him.)
John: *Public Whispering* "I love his hat."
{Note- When public whispering, the whisperer is only making sure that the subject of talk knows the conversation isn't gossip.}
(Then John sees the "Hat Guy" notice that John is whispering about him.)
John: *Public Whispering* "I love his hat."
{Note- When public whispering, the whisperer is only making sure that the subject of talk knows the conversation isn't gossip.}
by Hat_Girl March 30, 2010
