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hood wax taco

It's the act of having sex with a girl with her ass on the hood of your car or truck. The next day when everything dries, you can see the "taco" outline on the hood.
Eric banged Sara on the hood of his Jeep. The next day I saw the hood wax taco and made this definition.
by matt April 13, 2005
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bikini wax

noun

1 : a warmed pliable substance used in the removal of unwanted pubic hair growth

2 : a well-groomed groin, especially in women

Synonyms : weasel frosting, bacon strip

(Etymology : bikini : French, from Bikini atoll; wax : Middle English, from Old English weax)
Her bikini wax grew back.
by Emme December 6, 2003
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shit wax

The act of defecating into a bag then turning the bag inside out and proceeding to hold the shit through the bag and apply it to the hood and windshield of a vehicle as if applying car wax or in a "wax on" fashion. These leaves a paper thin dried layer of feces on the vehicle witch requires vigorous scrubbing to remove. Those who have indulged in this act insist the best part is watching the victim attempted to clean the mess leaf behind
(Early mourning at the meeting place)
Chris: hahahahaha
Mike: what the fuck is so funny?
Chris: last night me and pat shit waxed some asshole's bmw and this mourning I saw him trying to spray it off with his garden hose!
Mike: hahah that will never work
Chris: ahhh I love a good shit wax
Mike: you brothas are fucking sick!
by fat sum March 18, 2008
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Brazilian Wax

An extremely painful way of removing most of one's pubic hair (pubes)
Jeremy : Kelly had a Brazilian Wax done yesterday.
Kyle : Jill told me. SHe said it really hurt.
by iiLoveeYouu-x May 20, 2008
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Australian Wax

A hair removale style in which you wax nothing but the hair right around the asshole.
Ace: “I picked me up n' Australian waxin'

Daud: “Bloody ripper, mate.”
by LordMaster May 22, 2008
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Hot Wax Dart

(noun) A forceful, high-velocity shot of semen, typically pressurized by a long-term buildup resulting from:

1. Infrequent tug sessions

2. Denial of sex or

3. Inconclusive vaginal/ oral copulation
Sex-starved for months, Carlos finally bedded Vanessa. After twelve seconds of furious thrusting a painful spike in his ball-pressure erupted, firing a deadly Hot Wax Dart directly into Vanessa's cervix
....and therefore scoring a Balls-eye.
by PaulAllensCard February 4, 2015
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Boyzillian Wax

When a man removes body hair via hot wax in or around his pubic area for one of two purposes:

1. To prevent pubic hair from being visible around the edges of his underwear or swimsuit

2. To provide physical comfort or visual pleasure for his significant other
"Honey! It looks like I'm hiding a freakin' wig in my speedos! I told you I should've gotten that boyzillian wax before we left for Hawaii."

"Sweetpea? I want to be honest with you. Our physical relationship would be so much better if you would go and get that boyzillian wax. It's a jungle down there!"
by McKenji June 23, 2009
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