Red Vodka Mikhail

A little known and rarely used nickname for a badass Russian who has an official identity but works underground as a man of all trades. not necessarily experienced but always effective in both his lives. most of the time, a Red Vodka Mikhail is sent to do the dirty work for big people who don't want to ruin their reputation.

Bouncer: hey i got a man who wants to talk to you boss. He says you won't have any problems after his visit.
Boss: shit it's that commie what's his name?
Bouncer: he says Red Vodka Mikhail greets you.
boss: alright let him in. keep an eye and a muzzle on him. I don't want this to be one of tony's hitmen.

by Alexiknewyouwouldfallforthis January 16, 2011

Smooth Vodka

Vodka that goes down easy, doesn't burn the throat too bad.

Dave: Dang, this is some smooth vodka!

Bill: Damn straight man, it's my favorite.

by gunshots1 January 11, 2012

to do your vodka

to perform your usual daily/weekly routine

during winters in Canada shoveling snow off your driveway is not only a snow-brainer but actually a matter of to do your vodka

by Uncle Dimma December 19, 2017

Houdini Vodka Shots

When your about to cum, you pull out and release your victory squirt into the shot glasses filled with vodka. Then she turns around and downs them quickly.

Jack: "Did you girlfriend do the Houdini Vodka Shots last night."
Richard: "Yeah, man she got totally fucked up for round 2."

by Paymentz and Regrettable August 9, 2012

Majorska Vodka

A possibly fictional vodka advertised on the side of a truck during a New York shot in the movie Cannibal Holocaust.

I watched Cannibal Holocaust and saw and saw a truck with the words Majorska Vodka written on it.

by Elephantwalker August 3, 2009

2 shots of vodka

When you stick it in her ass and then cum in her ass and then you eat her ass out whilst sucking the cum back out of her ass. Then you spit it in her mouth and she eats your ass with the cum still in her mouth. Then she spits the load back into your mouth and you swallow it

Jenny: wow your breath stinks!
Me: oh that’s just cuz we did 2 shots of vodka last night

by Joebazinga December 10, 2019

Jiggly Vodka Bowls

Jell-o shooters, especially the ones made by my bestest buddy in the whole wide world Lisee Marie. Completely devoid of water, these jell-o shooters are made with nothing but vodka and they are not shooter sized, they are most often in cereal bowls and sometimes coffee mugs...the truely enthusiastic or hellbent on getting shitfaced insist on having an entire Jiggly Vodka Bowl to themself...in under an hour.

So Lisa, what kind of stuff are you serving at your party tomorrow night?
I was gonna serve some jell-o shooters but we can't drink my water right now.
How about some jiggly vodka bowls?
FUCK YES!!!

by Dani2274 February 11, 2008