Dong-vacuum

A prostitute, most likely one who specializes in fellatio.

This bitch is such a dong-vacuum.

by jerefro June 9, 2015

Merlin vacuum engine

Merlin vacuum engine- MVAC

The Merlin vacuum engine on the falcon 9 said eek I must not be late and shines bright in space

by My comfy pipes December 18, 2019

Vacuum of Greatness

The absolute absence of greatness and its collective attributes such as selflessness, humility, empathy, charity, courage, compassion, decency, morality, ethics, wisdom and humanity.

The Trump Presidency is the nadir of a Vacuum of Greatness.

by Wisdom Seeker May 23, 2018

Astro vacuum

In space, a creampie would technically not drip out like on earth. The partner would have to suck the nut out of her vagina, hence the astro vacuum.

Yeah man no gravity so I had to astro vacuum her, shit was whack.

by Teachmehowtodougie December 30, 2018

Dry Vacuum 3000

When someone is sucking the dick and suck like Za vacuum

That bitch gave me that dry vacuum 3000

by 10/10 pen February 23, 2020

Backseat Vacuuming

Don’t be a douche

“Make sure to vacuum thoroughly”
“Dad, stop backseat vacuuming!”

by bryce harper’s arm sleeve August 17, 2021

Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner

When the dominant figure within a relationship defecates into the others anus, and then proceeds to suck the feces back out with their mouth.

“Yo man heard you guys hooked up, what did you guys end up doing?”

“Oh you know, gave her the old Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner, not much else.”

by Static The Kidd July 24, 2019