Volcano

When you are masturbating or fucking your girl, pull out right when you are finishing, plug your tip until all your cum is built up and let that bitch blow all over.
Walker wood was hitting the volcano with Gabe newton
by Gio Catino January 03, 2024
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volcano

(v) to fall asleep or pass out after drinking in a seated or reclined position and then vomit
Yeah, Josh got wasted last night and totally volcanoed, but he's okay.
wasted turnt party foul
by Fiddlebird Blue September 19, 2015
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Volcano

The result of one fapping for so hard and long that it is blood instead of semen coming out of the penis. It also burns terribly, making it seem hot like a volcano.
Patient: I think i have a little problem...
Doctor: And what might that be??
Patient: Well, I was fapping yesterday, and it was for a long time, and I started cumming blood!
Doctor: Ah, sounds like a volcano to me!! This morphine should do the trick.
by mrfapfapfappityfapfap August 10, 2013
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Jimmy vs. The volcano

Masturbating with cayenne pepper infused lube.
Bill was playing jimmy vs. The volcano and burned his eyes when he misfired.
by AdamDangerX January 11, 2016
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Volcano Explosion

When a woman is on her period, take a fist full of baking soda and when fucking her, fist the baking soda into her pussy, now shake her up until there is a volcano explosion. She will love it. Note: This works with a beer bong filled with Ginger Ale leading to the vagina as well.
"Mary's Volcano Explosion hit the ceiling I jammed it so far in!"
by Dennithus April 07, 2009
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Jizz Volcano

When it wasn’t that good and the jizz just falls like a disappointing magma flow
“Man, I only got a little jizzle dribble like my shit was a jizz volcano!”
by VolcanicJizz May 28, 2025
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crimson volcano

Queefing during one's period, causing an eruption of blood.
Oh shit, I just had a crimson volcano! There goes these new underwear.
by toasterstrudelenthusiast March 02, 2016
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