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love volcano

The slow emerging semen found present in males with abnormally small testicles an a prostate the size of a fist. Normally oozing out of the urethra like molasses in December. First signs of a man having this condition is having large balls accompanied by a stubby shwanz.
The average male ejaculate leaves the penis at a speed of 28 miles an hour. Travis on the other hand skeets like a sad love volcano.
by theryno June 26, 2007
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african volcano

when one paints the tip of their penis black and ejaculates rapidly into a girls wide open mouth!!
Gisele received an african volcano from Tom Brady!!
by PV3 December 19, 2010
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American Volcano

The act of banging your girlfriend, then while fucking her, spread her ass cheeks, puke in her butt hole, than smack her ass and watch it spew out... like a volcano
Man, I gave my girlfriend an American Volcano last night and than she had to go to the hospital.
by Spedmuffin1 July 18, 2011
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Oral Volcano

The action of receiving multiple samples of jism from a selection of donors and then 'blowing' like a volcano
We filled her up like a fat man's cart and she blew like Pompeii - the oral volcano is active
by Shinylegs August 14, 2011
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Aussie Volcano

The act of placing a funnel in the butt hole of someone doing a handstand, pouring diet coke into it and adding a mentos.
Bill gave mary a really bad Aussie Volcano last night!
by Pyrahmaniak April 28, 2012
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candy volcano

The sexual act of a man covering his penis in frosting and pop rocks then commencing to receive oral from the female. Quite stimulating for both partners.
by wazzanagga September 23, 2013
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ice volcano

When a woman is in a very cold environment, it causes her breasts to shrink and compress until the contents of her breasts experience so much pressure that milk violently shoots out of her nipples.
Clarence: Dude yesterday I grabbed a handful of snow and stuffed it down my girlfriend's shirt, and it triggered an ice volcano. That shit was so powerful it gave me a black eye.

Harold: Damn bro sorry to hear that.
by KarlPilkington April 12, 2016
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