HARRY POTTER IS BETTER THAN THIS PIECE OF JUNK! I hate it when all of the girls drool over Edward Cullen! And the plot is really shallow. And, it's Harry Potter's rival, and NO ONE MESSES WITH HARRY POTTER!
by Professor Lupin May 16, 2008
Get the twilightmug. An extremely overrated book read by the likes of fangirls. Who adore Edward Cumchunks, even though he's just text and does not exist. Has a very terrible storyline having to do with a stereotypical teen girl falling in love with a vampire. There is absolutely no literature value coming with it.
Twilight fan girl: OMG twilight rulleeezzz , i saw the movie likez 10 times. Edward is like so dreamy and hot.
Person with taste in books : Shut up you ignorant pre-teen. Twilight is a terrible book. Go and read something with actual literature value, like the lord of the rings, a clockwork orange, to kill a mockingbird, 1984, the silence of the lambs the adventures of Tom Sawyer.
Twilight fan girl: Yourrr a faggg, Twilight rulez ur just jelos tat ur not fameos like ppl in da twilight movie. Only gay people hate twilight
Person with taste in books: ....... (walks away)
Person with taste in books : Shut up you ignorant pre-teen. Twilight is a terrible book. Go and read something with actual literature value, like the lord of the rings, a clockwork orange, to kill a mockingbird, 1984, the silence of the lambs the adventures of Tom Sawyer.
Twilight fan girl: Yourrr a faggg, Twilight rulez ur just jelos tat ur not fameos like ppl in da twilight movie. Only gay people hate twilight
Person with taste in books: ....... (walks away)
by tec091620 May 29, 2009
Get the twilightmug. by Jacob_Lover August 25, 2008
Get the Twilightermug. A horrible novel written by the untalented Stephenie Meyer. This book has absolutely no character development whatsoever. It glorifies unhealthy obsession. Meyer has her main character, the dreary, cliched, miserable Bella Swan, choose between necrophilia and bestiality throughout the series.
The books have overused and exhausted ideas, and there is no apparent reason of why anyone should love this boring teenage girl. The book has the worst grammar I've ever seen published. "Handsomest" is not a word Ms. Meyer. Perhaps you should invest in a new editor, or just stay away from writing all together. As much as you fantasize, you will not marry a vampire just because you based Bella off of your own appearance.
Twilight is like a bad fanfiction. No teenager describes themselves as "ivory skinned". There is no reason to read this book. It is not the romance of the decade. It is an awful book. There are no excuses in which it is reasonable to read this book, unless you are 10 years old and need to get over a fear of vampires, because the vampires in this book sparkle in the sunlight. How intimidating.
The books have overused and exhausted ideas, and there is no apparent reason of why anyone should love this boring teenage girl. The book has the worst grammar I've ever seen published. "Handsomest" is not a word Ms. Meyer. Perhaps you should invest in a new editor, or just stay away from writing all together. As much as you fantasize, you will not marry a vampire just because you based Bella off of your own appearance.
Twilight is like a bad fanfiction. No teenager describes themselves as "ivory skinned". There is no reason to read this book. It is not the romance of the decade. It is an awful book. There are no excuses in which it is reasonable to read this book, unless you are 10 years old and need to get over a fear of vampires, because the vampires in this book sparkle in the sunlight. How intimidating.
by hcan123 October 4, 2010
Get the twilightmug. by Anhilliator1 December 20, 2016
Get the twilightmug. A book that Stephanie Meyer wrote based on a dream she had. No wonder why this book is so cliche!
Twilight is really all about sex and female sexual desires. Though, you have to be more of a deep reader to understand. I know, "How the hell is Twilight deep?!" It's not. But, there are some symbols in the book. For one, the way Edward wants to bite Bella is an analogy of how much a guy will want to have sex with a girl he likes. Biting=banging. Also, the way Edward always saves Bella whenever she's in trouble just shows how pathetic us women think when it comes to love. Hello, your boyfriend isn't going to be there to save you every time some bastards on the street try to harass you!!!
As a writer myself who has read a wide variety of books in her lifetime, I can say with confidence that Twilight is the worst piece of shit "liturature" I have ever read.
Twilight is really all about sex and female sexual desires. Though, you have to be more of a deep reader to understand. I know, "How the hell is Twilight deep?!" It's not. But, there are some symbols in the book. For one, the way Edward wants to bite Bella is an analogy of how much a guy will want to have sex with a girl he likes. Biting=banging. Also, the way Edward always saves Bella whenever she's in trouble just shows how pathetic us women think when it comes to love. Hello, your boyfriend isn't going to be there to save you every time some bastards on the street try to harass you!!!
As a writer myself who has read a wide variety of books in her lifetime, I can say with confidence that Twilight is the worst piece of shit "liturature" I have ever read.
Girl 1: So, what have you been reading lately?
Girl 2: I'm reading Twilight! Edward is sooo hot!!
Girl 1: I don't think we can be friends anymore.
Girl 2: I'm reading Twilight! Edward is sooo hot!!
Girl 1: I don't think we can be friends anymore.
by TheLitChick July 29, 2009
Get the twilightmug. a peice of shit book saga,written by stephanie meyer, which should be set on fire and flushed down the toilet, the whole series is based on stepanie meyers's wetdream
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by steve169 June 9, 2012
Get the twilightmug.