Turkish handshake

An act of anal sex

She can't get pregnant if all you do is have a Turkish handshake.

fifth base isn't sexual or even personal in some parts of Turkey -- it's basically like a handshake. They say hi that way.

by maxkeepsitreal1 February 18, 2010

turkish delights

A recipe really:
1) Shave your balls
2) Moisten said balls.
3) Coat thoroughly said balls in powdered sugar.
4) Offer said balls to be tea bagged.

Tea bagging is one thing, but tea bagging someones turkish delights is a real treat.

by Ottawa House October 12, 2006

Turkish obelisk

A turd (usually of a dog, occasionally human) standing straight up on a sidewalk.

I was amazed to see a Turkish obelisk in my path as I walked to work last Monday.

by bellyonyoback November 2, 2008

Turkish Tumbler

When you are having sex doggy style and when you cum she front flips and takes it to the face.

When you are doing it doggy and when you cum she flips and takes it to the face Turkish tumbler style.

by Florida Freak September 12, 2010

Turkish Minivan

The act of giving a girl a minivan while in a sauna.

I gave Olivia a Turkish Minivan last night at the gym, the sauna steam made it so much hotter.

by Treemeister Master July 4, 2011

Turkish glove

A sexual practice in which one forces one’s sexual mate/partner to take an entire box of laxatives. One then waits for the fountain of shit to come out of the partner’s anus and then uses one’s hand to reflect the fountain of shit back into the direction of one’s partner. If done correctly, shit should cover one’s hand like a glove. One then severs his or her own hand off and the two partners eat it only using their mouths while jerking themselves off.

Oh shit, I told Clara to give me a Turkish glove yesterday and she did… it was so good.

by Pen1sMaster October 21, 2021

Davin Kazim AKA Turkish Rambo

This guy is an friends THATS TOO FUCKING GOOD AT BED WARS AND HE KILLS EVERYONE IN A SECOND SO IF U WANT WINS PLAY WITH THIS TWAT BUT IF U DONT PLAY WITH HIM ATLEST U GET FUCKING KILLS

“thats a davin kazim aka turkish rambo, jeez that guys really good.”

by JaydenTomlin April 16, 2021