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Turd Hammer

Those two turd hammers just cut me off!
by Charlie Donovan December 1, 2011
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turd bomb

when you go up to a high up place(a tree or building)and drop a whole lotta turd on a passerby
someone just dropped a turd bomb on me when i walked under their tree house
by emily is not here August 19, 2008
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turd sculptor

the "art" or act of attempting to make something out of shit either literally or figuratively.
Dude 1: did you see the new movie that turd sculptor tim burton put out?

Dude 2: yeah...between helena bonham carter and that script he sure had his hands full of shit, huh?

Dude 1: yep.
by vulvahammer May 28, 2010
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Turd Muffin

A turd muffin is the act of being, stupid, commonly reffered to as dumb, retarded.
Dude, stop being a turd muffin.
by Alec "Baldwin" November 28, 2004
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turd jockey

One who participates in the act of anal intercourse and asshole play whether it be Homo or Hetero sexual play in nature.
"You know, I have just had about enough of Dave's comments about him and his wifes ass capades. Now when I see Dave, I just think to myself-man what a turd jockey and how he can eat with those hands or kiss his mother with that mouth. I Just want to say : Keep the tight wife but hole comments to yourself so I can be ignorant to your anal sexploritory adventures. I mean come on. We still have to spend christmas parties together and I don't want it to get freakin' wierder, so stop!-Please"
by R.L. Allen September 10, 2007
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Turd pump

(noun) - the action or systems necessary to compensate for a work environment in which authority to resolve a problem is chronically pushed up to the apex of an organization and accountability for having the problem solved is pushed down to the organization's lowest-ranking members.

Turd pumping, which is the verb form, is normally encouraged by punishing the subordinate worker for the non-compliance of his superiors.

Etymology: Because shit only flows downhill, anybody trying to make shit flow uphill must be using a pump.
Example 1: In a restaurant, the servers are made responsible for customer satisfaction but are denied the authority to order the kitchen to reheat cold food. One turd-pump method is to ask the waitress who is sleeping with the manager to take the food back to the kitchen for reheat.

Use in sentence: Janet can turd pump that steak back through the kitchen for you because the chef knows that the boss is hiding the sausage in her pantry.

Example 2 (use in sentence): Subordinate worker "begging for review" of document that subordinate worker is not allowed to file or submit to clients until the documents are reviewed by a superior, where the subordinate will be punished if results are not timely.

Use in sentence: The reason that Liu can't the client's assignment out on time is that you need a 3-phase turd pump to get the partners to sign anything this week.
by Frustrated_Monolingual January 1, 2010
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turd chaser

A shipboard plummer. A Navy nickname given to Hull Technicians (HT) for being the ship's roto-rooter experts.

Nothing sexual implied, but the possibility is there obviously
Hey Chief, the head (crapper) is clogged up again. Call out the turd chasers.
by wheaty June 2, 2005
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