Thumpkin

Close relative to the Blumpkin; The act of masturbating while taking a poop. Ass must remain unwiped.

After taking a Bludumdump, I figured I'd give myself a Thumpkin. Two for one wipe special

by Thumpman March 5, 2021

trumpling

n. Spherical blob of bland white tasteless food or animal waste.

...............

No! I cannot stomach another trumpling! I am only human.

by gnostic3 March 29, 2021

Trumpling

A kid that is really similar to Trump

"Gosh Prudence was being such a Trumpling today."

by RandomShitposts June 30, 2021

Thumpkin

The act of receiving a blowjob during a fist fight.

I would have won the fight if I wasn’t distracted by getting a thumpkin.

by JayArrrre January 15, 2022

Trumping

When you’re wanking off two dudes at the same time….

I just saw Rudy in his room trumping with his mouth wide open!!

by THEChristoXo July 4, 2022

Trumping

When a male wakes up horny and you wake her up by grabbing life by the Pussy.

I wasn’t able to get it up last night, but definitely woke up trumping her to make up for it.

by Ballsinmyhand April 22, 2023

Trumping

To unexpectedly grab a person by the genitals.

"I know he was arrested for groping but was it just ass grabbing or was he trumping people?"

by turk182.5 May 21, 2023