Trigger

A vehicle. Also: automobile, car, ride, whip, hooptie. Comes from the name of the Lone Ranger's horse, which was his method of transportation.

Yo dawg, the po-po towed my trigger after I got locked up for a DWI!

by 5-oh! August 3, 2010

Triggered

When one clentches their butthole very tightly due to an unsettling event or phrase they see/hear.

Adam was triggered when Brianna said that all men are pigs.

by AlwaysTriggered November 15, 2016

Trigged

Lame, retarded, broken, below functioning level, funny-looking, weird.
Also, when something is not going well.
Originating from Sarah Palin's down syndrome baby.

"Look at this grape, it's so trigged."

"I'm not going to ride your trigged bike."

"That handicapped giraffe looks trigged."

"My life is so trigged right now."

by mayanrebel April 26, 2009

trigger happy

The mental state of finding intense joy in "triggering" social justice warriors.

What makes Milo Yiannopoulos such a strong speaker is that he is very trigger happy.

by The Trigger August 30, 2016

Trigger

a. Lennoxville`s burger. Go to Mcdonalds, order a Junior chicken burger and a double cheese Burger. Stick the Junior inside the double. You have a trigger!

b. Delicious quadruple burger for 3 bucks.

c. Good post-party snack.

a. Fuck, Im so wasted man, lets go to mcdonalds.
b. Yeah lets order shitloads of fries, rootbeer and TRIGGERS!

by lennoxvegas December 15, 2008

Trigger Finger

Finger used primarily for puling the trigger of a gun. Usually, this finger is one's index finger. Through much practice the trigger finer can be used for several other things as well though.

1) Intense peace signs.

2) Intensely pointing at people.

3) Poking people in the face really hard.

4) Poking people in the nose really hard.

5) Directing traffic back and forward.

6) Fingering your girlfriend. (Guys)

7) Fingering yourself. (Girls.)

8) Fingering your girlfriend. (Lesbians)

9) Fingering yourself. (Shemales)

As you can see, your trigger finger can be a vital part to several functions in necessary to your normal daily functions.

"I pulled my trigger finger out on my girl and it was a sensational orgasm. I'll have to use it more often now. :)"

by Ready-Liver July 5, 2009

Triggered

A term used by Social Justice Warriors to let somebody know that you offended them, no matter what words you said.

SJW: You hurt my feelings, I'm triggered.

Person who can take a joke: Get over it, you little bitch.

by sjwhater June 3, 2017