Treegasm

When– beginning in the first three weeks of the Christmas season, tree stands begin setting up on every block selling Christmas trees. The effect from the mass amount of trees produces a forest-like quality in urban areas.

I was late to work today because I got stuck in a treegasm

by scratchmaster101 December 20, 2010

trees

a slang for marijuana, weed, etc.

p1: hey bro you got any trees

p2: yeah bro I got some good shit

by dumb jsjsj June 11, 2020

Twisting Trees

Another way to say rolling a joint or a blunt.

We're twisting trees tonight, you in?

by ganja g October 28, 2010

Punching Trees Give Me Wood

1. An internet meme that is based around a gameplay element in the popular online sandbox/adventure game Minecraft where your character can punch trees to break them and collect their wood. This is a source of TV shirts and other internet jokes.

2. It can also be used perversively (like a That's What She Said joke).
3. It can also be used to say you're going to play Minecraft

Examples:
1. Dude1: Why are you punching that tree
Dude2: They give me wood when I do this
Dude1: Bro that's only in Minecraft
2. Punching trees gives me a hard-on.
3. Dude1: Hey, I'm going to go punch some trees
Dude2: Talking about Minecraft?
Dude1: No... I'm just really mad right now.

Minecraft Meme Punching Trees Give Me Wood

by 2_Z_Zach July 13, 2012

treeskirt

Any member of a group of friends that refuses to attend Monday Night Football gatherings for stupid reasons.

Jim couldn't make it tonight, fellas. He had to walk the dog. What a treeskirt!

by Jim Highfield April 19, 2004

treestand

a deer stand on a tree. used for deer hunting, by rednecks and southerners from arkansas.

I killed a 12 point buck from my treestand this morning.

by Arkansas_Redneck March 18, 2009

Teresa

Teresa: A loving grandmother and mother. She will do anything for her kids and grandkids no matter what it is. Even when she doesn’t have the right materials to do something she still manages to try it. Teresa is an all loving person and you will never want to lose her.

Teresa is the best type of person you will ever meet!

by actualjustinjr May 13, 2019