Touch some grass

To smoke weed.

“Hey did you know Thomas doesn’t know what to touch some grass means”
“Wow what a poo poo head”

by Gobe29 April 24, 2021

Touch grass

When someone gets really upset/animated about something and someone tries to get them to calm down by telling them to smoke some weed.

Dude, Carlos... Chill out man. You really need to touch grass!

by queef_burglar69 March 16, 2021

Touch The Kid Day

Hi my name is pontus i hide kids in my basement:)

What day is it today?
It's touch the kid day

by MatayNwordDiggah March 26, 2020

Touch grass

Touch grass

Touch grass

by antopod85 January 16, 2022

Touch starved motherless 12 year old

Tiktok: im_lxcid0

A 12 yr old that momma left them So they didn’t get hugged by their mom AND they dont get hugged by any girls/boys So they resort to kissing their cousin’s....sad ass Touch starved motherless 12 year old😕

by You kiss your cousins May 27, 2021

Touch the Sun

To 'Touch the Sun' is to get so high on an intoxicant/s that you feel like you can touch the sun.

Sam: Man, lets take all the shit we have and touch the sun!

Phill: Fuck yeah, I want to burn my hands off!

by Mr_Warz February 24, 2009

Touch tit tuesday

Every second Tuesday you get to touch the others sex breasts

Can’t wait till touch tit Tuesday cause I wanna touch some tits

by Pusydestroyer69 October 1, 2019