toke of regret

when you take that one hit of weed that gets you TOO stoned

“shit man, i was smoking in my bathroom last night and my dad walked in right as i took the toke of regret”

“damnnnn”
“yeah i’m grounded for 3 months”

by Wudderparks April 10, 2024

Speed Toke

Smoking a large amount of marijuana before attending a public event, work, or school

“Let’s get a good speed toke in before we go.”

“I had a speed toke this morning and I’m tweaking hard.

by treyrjm June 02, 2020

Unexpected toke.

When you are a mild stoner and someone offers you a free toke on unexpected occasions.

I hardly get stoned at all. I only really get stoned when I have an unexpected toke.

by HighlifeGoodTimes May 19, 2012

travellers toke

When your friend is too lazy to get up and grab the joint himself so it's passed through another friend who takes a toke for the effort

Why'd you hit my joint?
You were too monged to take it from Ming so i took a travellers toke and acted as the middleman

by 420manting August 19, 2018

Cannonball Toke

n. Take a bong hit. Take a shot. Blow out smoke

Dude lets take some cannonball tokes

by JamaicanPilgrim June 21, 2011

passers toke

When smoking in a circle and you need assistance passing whatever is being smoked the person that helps pass it gets to hit it

Johnny got to take a passers toke when he passed the joint for Mary Jane.

by Art of fun June 17, 2018

Tub n' Toke

Smoking marijuana whilst taking a bubble bath. The Tub n' Toke is the only think more relaxing than a shower beer.

Keisha (in a new england accent): Wanna relax with a showah beer?
Ralphie: no lets draw a bath, and Tub n' Toke
Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts everyone!

by Creator of the Shower Beer February 21, 2014