camel toaster

When a man or woman puts his/her penis in a toaster. Once cooked to the proper temperature, the person then takes a massive shit in his kids mouth. As soon as the kid ejaculates milk from his vagina the zookeeper takes the polar bears for a 15 minute walk.

Sorry I was late for our movie date. I had to make sure my children had a camel toaster before bedtime.

by penisenlargment May 28, 2017

Dirty Toastie

That one girl who is so hot that you can't help but want to bone. She's practically on fire. But she's also a huge ho. She's probably sent you nudes and has sexted you a couple of times.

Man, that Sam... She's one dirty toastie.

by toastie724 November 12, 2017

messy toaster

The act of taking a slice of bread and forming it into a ball roughly the size of a dollar coin and covered in melted cheese. (pepper jack is preffered) This ball is then inserted into a females vagina and may not be removed until thoroughly warmed.

Bro, last week I ate a radical messy toaster.

by SadRadLad June 6, 2018

Reverse toaster

Making burnt toast soft again by adding water.

I used a reverse toaster on cole

by Kikikikikikiki1 June 14, 2018

Golden Toaster (XD edition)

Golden Toaster, but it is way more golden, and doesn't have terrible spelling.

Also btw, The original golden toaster was Robbie's

OOF

Lol, Robbie's Golden Toaster sucks. I love Golden Toaster (XD edition).

by OliviaisstephaniexD October 15, 2018

Beatrice Toaster

hmmmm where do i start...Beatrice Toaster is one crazy mothertrucker. Beatrice is the wife of Steveanie Toaster. Beatrice loves potassium. Toaster says a 1000 bananas is equal to one human life. Beatrice is thought of as a sword by others since she is in fact a cereal killer. Toaster will kill anyone that stands in the her way. Toaster will tell people to go die as a fun greeting for all.

Person 1:Hello Beatrice! How are you doing this fine day?
Beatrice Toaster: .....GO DIEEEEEEEEEEE.....
Person 2: oh that’s just Beatrice Toaster being good old Beatrice Toaster

by young gen c December 2, 2019

koala toaster

n. Australian bush fire.

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Smell that eucalyptus tang in the air? Must be a koala toaster high in the Blues.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2019