Toaning

When someone thinks theyre funny and makes jokes all the time but in reality, theyre not funny.

Dude you've got to be toaning me that was the worst joke ever

by Toan is a fucking fag April 30, 2011

what a toad!

an euphemism that suggests one has a larger body size, due to over indulging on many occasions or even practices over indulging daily"

Heather said " I ate two chocolate chip cookies after my breakfast" Travis chuckled and replied, "what a toad!"

by Travis Jenkinson November 12, 2010

toad

a noun, commonly used to describe a horndog. derived from the amphibian more commonly known as the horny toad, toad is oftenly used as a noun describing horniness

omg he's sucha toad! he just wants it all the time.

by jblo February 10, 2007

toad stools

psychedelic mushrooms

we got fucked up on toad stools and stared at the wall for hours.

by Schopperation Desert Schopp July 28, 2003

toad

(n) nDMT, n5-Meo-DMT - Psychedelic compounds which occur naturally in hundreds of plants and animals worldwide. The most prominant being Banisteriopsis Cappi, Yopo beans, and certain breeds of tree toad.

"That was some bomb toad."

by meanmidget April 15, 2004

toad

Jamacain slang for "stupid girl"... also see "kalaana"

Hi, my name is Kalaana. I am a toad (stupid girl)

by obus August 5, 2006

toadsmack

to take a lethal poison dart frog, grab by feet with latex glove, and proceed to smack desired person in the face. Usually done to hobos or douche bags.

spare some change, man? "enjoy your toadsmack!" wham!

by hogan21 September 22, 2008