The act of a man--after having sex with an extremely drunk female who passes out soon thereafter--breaking and throwing on the floor everything in her apartment, including but not limited to clothes, appliances, and furniture. The man then leaves. Personal items, such as sentimental pictures, jewelry, and pets, make for a more intense Arkansas Tornado.
by Imran Farooqi May 1, 2010
Get the Arkansas Tornado mug.a variation of a blumpkin. having a woman go down on you while you are in a hot tub and dropping a turd that floats from up under you and hits her in the face like a torpedo.
Dude, I was chillaxin with Barb the other day in the hot tub, she was going down like a pro while holding her breath, but I had to drop one so bad I couldn't hold it. It hit her in the grill and she got the blumpkin torpedo.
by MorningsidePlaya January 20, 2011
Get the blumpkin torpedo mug.A rigged contest, as in the Gore-Bush Presidential contest. Especially the Florida torn chads situation.
(1) Everyone knows that Al Gore won and should be the President right now. Democracy? Yeah, more like DEMONOCRACY! Torn chads my ass!
(2) KATE: Jane, why did Alice get the job instead of you? You have more seniority AND you are more qualified.
JANE: Because Alice is fucking the boss. Torn chads.
(2) KATE: Jane, why did Alice get the job instead of you? You have more seniority AND you are more qualified.
JANE: Because Alice is fucking the boss. Torn chads.
by Mike L. Moore July 9, 2006
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- Dom Toretto, Furious 7
- Dom Toretto, Furious 7
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Get the dom toretto mug.A Tori is misunderstood. Her mind spins out of control and sometimes she’s a bitch. Everyday she tries her best to smile and pretend like everything’s okay. Her trust is at a very low scale because too many people have played her. If she falls for someone she falls hard but she’s scared to show her true feelings. Sports and education are important to a Tori because she feels that she needs something to work hard in other than life. Boys go crazy over a Tori and you’re licky if she picks you. A tori keeps very few people in her friend circle. She’s the perfect combination of loyal and sexy but doesn’t feel that way. She’s skinny but hates it and puts others before her own needs. Don’t piss off a Tori. Once you’ve angered her, she will not put up with your bull shit unless she loves you. Her heart is filled with love and if she talks to you more than others, you have a close place in her heart. Don’t loose a Tori because she’s an amazing person if treated right.
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