Tits to the Moon

Arriving at such of state of intoxication as to render oneself in a near-comatose stupor, whereby one is generally passed out on their back for an extended period of time.

After David Hasselhoff ate his burger he was tits to the moon!

by DIzzy the Jackal January 31, 2009

tuned to the moon

Someone who is either an idiot, or spends too much time taking drugs. Someone who shows signs of minimal intelligence and/or common sense.

This phrase can be used in an offensive or a friendly context.

"Look at that prick, he's fuckin tuned to the moon, so he is"

"Ah've goat my giro, ah'm gonna be well tuned tae the moon the night so ah am"

by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004

purple moon

Special name given to the blue moon of April, following the pink moon early in the same month.

Purple moon is extremely rare. You've got to see it! That only happens once in a purple moon.

by cosmic user January 24, 2020

Go to the moon

Euphemism: To smoke marijuana recreationally with the intention of becoming intoxicated.

Hello, 'ol chap, I just bought this dank ass shit. Would you like to go to the moon?

by Obscurecamera June 20, 2010

paper-mooning

adj. scamming someone for money

Rory in the Gilmore Girls, (referencing the 1973 movie Paper Moon), says that bringing an article of clothing back to a store to return multiple times, will lead the sales clerk into believing that Rory is "paper-mooning them".

(or)

Turbo tax is trying to paper-moon me by pretending that the free edition is always free; that's why they hide the Freedom version on a separate website!

by maevepotter August 20, 2012

Sailor Moon

A Japanese animated show about 5 girls who transform into Sailor Scouts. Created by Naoko Takeuchi.

This cartoon is one of the greatest I've seen in my life and introduced me to anime in the first place.
You got your magical girls, your girl power, friendship, fantasy (POWER TO FANTASY and GIRL POWER)and good plots!

by TheNewAgeRiseth May 9, 2005

shoot the moon

1. A term used in the game of Hearts when you attempt to collect every Heart, the Queen of Spades, and sometimes the Jack as well. Normally pulled off when you've been dealt a bunch of high cards or nearly an entire suite, or your opponents are frickin' retarded.

2. To attempt the near-impossible.

1. YOU HAD A FRICKIN' ACE OF HEARTS, BUT YOU PLAYED A TWO!? WAY TO LET HIM SHOOT THE MOON!!

2. 5 star Freebird on Guitar Hero II? You're shootin' the moon!

by dougwastaken October 1, 2007