Coral Screw

(n) a dislodged finger stuck in a human anal cavity

the doctor located the coral screw which was causing a lot pain to the patient

by no one of purpose February 13, 2012

deja screw

When you know what is about to happen is not good, because it happended before and you feel it's about to happen again.

Friend 1:

"I think he will be faithful this time."

Friend 2:
"Wake up. You're about to get deja screwed."

by Karen Drummey December 06, 2009

Screwed over

When someone tells you "yes" and they really mean "no."

Ex 1: "Will you go to prom with me?" asked Mike. "Yes!" Naomi said. "Great!" Mike said. "I mean, no, I actually already have a date for prom," Naomi said. "I just got screwed over," Mike said to himself.

Ex 2: "Yes, you've got the job," Hank said. "Awesome!" Lori said. "I changed my mind, we don't need you; so no," Hank said. "I should tell someone that I was just screwed over," Lori said to herself.

by Ereck Flowers January 27, 2015

screw-venir

the suvenir you get after a one night stand or quick sex scandle.

cly: So how did it go?
ken: Great, i got a screw-venir aswell!
cly:(laughs)wat'd u get?
ken:(waves a thong & laughs)

by missmac@ya April 02, 2009

Screwed the pooch

A metaphor for significantly fucking up.
Relating to missing the correct hole and fornicating with a belly button.

Man, Douglas really screwed the pooch on that one, like the time he missed and ending up putting it in Lucy's pooch hole (belly button).

by Pooched2433 December 02, 2016

Screw ball

a real screw up...no reference

you

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

screwed up

A song from Ludacris' recent album:
Chicken -N- Beer

I feel betta than i eva felt before (ah)
Intoxicated but maintainin self control(ahh)
I took a swig I had a jug
Jug-a-lug I'm loud and clear
I had some bud I lit it up and then i made it disappear
Cause my magic tricks are so fabulous the sh*t's hazerdous got ameturs smokin canibus if you mad at this d*mn it then

Fuck you (fuck you)
fuck you (fuck you)
fuck you (fuck you)
fuck you (fuck you)

I'm screwed up

by Breyanna February 01, 2004