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at the bench

a term coined by jay and matt symbolizing they will see each other tomorrow morning at their normal hang out spot in school, known as the bench.
matt: i gotta go, at the bench

jay: whea
by knobhead September 1, 2008
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Benched

To bench someone is to shift them with one person sitting on top of the other on while they sit on a bench
Dya hear yer one benched him last night?
by Lolsuckmydick June 7, 2021
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Bench Neck

A homie who really needs some fucking sleep. Has an incredible skill to pick you apart almost instantly. Very trustworthy and not as funny as they think.
Amy: Bench Neck
Bench: Ay! Dat’s me!!
by Bench Neck November 22, 2021
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Bench by Choice

When a man would rather sit down to pee, rather than pee standing up.
Joe: "I always miss on the toilet seat man."
Bob: "Thats why Im a bench by choice. No mess."
by SeanBreezy209 June 2, 2015
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Bench

To be HARD

Also used as a way to decribe an attractive female.

Can be applied to just about anything.
Yo that girl had me bench last night almost jizzed in my pants.
by Benchboy June 8, 2018
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bench slap

When a judge unleashes a verbal smackdown of someone in a courtroom setting. A bench slap can be directed at anyone in the courtroom for example: an attorney, a plaintiff, a defendant, etc.
Mane, Judge Thompson went off on that defendant. Dude got bench slapped.
by beccabecca October 29, 2020
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Bench Bitch

A short fat guy with short arms and a big arch who brags to girls about his bench instead of going to powerlifting competitions.
Bench Bitch:Hey I bench 350.
Girl:But you're so short and fat ew.
Bench Bitch:Shit
by Necrozma Beam December 31, 2020
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