timberologist

A timberologist is one who is knowledgeable about the origins, attributes, positive and negative aspects, and retail value of all types of wood, timber, lumber, and any other type of tree product.

I consulted my local timberologist at Lowes about the type of wood would be best for my new coffee table.

by Bretton and Brandon May 7, 2004

Timbercrawling

A form of offroad recreation that involves rednecks with big trucks bouncing through the trees and spilling their beer.

It's also a website (www.timbercrawler.com) where Jeeps and porn are the topics of discussion.

I went drinkin' and shooting with Bubba in his 4x4 last night, we were Timbercrawling!

by camoloveslance March 5, 2009

Timber Wolves

A group of three or more women who are nice enough when alone and away from their pack, but when put together are ruthless and have no regard for how they act or how they treat people around them. They are very protective of their fellow wolves. Timber Wolves usually make awesome drinking buddies if you can get close enough.

Some Guy: Man, check out those Timber Wolves dancing in a circle around their purses.

Some Dude: I am so going to buy that blonde a drink.

Some Guy: DON'T DO IT BRO!! They look like man eaters buddy.

by Tequila Johnson March 30, 2009

Timber Ridge Camp

The best camp on the east coast with the greatest friendship that last a life time. Greatest Place ever. Most fun Ive ever Had

I am going to have an amazing summer, im going to Timber Ridge Camp!

by Bing1212 October 6, 2011

Timber

A very beautiful girl who's out going and is very caring . She is a great girlfriend but it takes time for her to open up and actually let you in . She may seem like a player but she's very loyal and kind hearted .

Guy 1: woah you date timber?!

Guy 2: yeah she's amazing

Guy 1: your so lucky bro don't let her go

by Bigbooty110 November 6, 2015

timantha

This is when Timmy Turner gets a sex change XD

Did you see that episode of fairly odd parents?

Yea Timantha was in it.

by CrevASSe April 30, 2016

Timbersquirrel

A furry

Timbersquirrel is a furry

by Timbersquirrel's Abandoned Kid July 24, 2021