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Petty Zoo

When two or more bitches attempt to match each other in childish behavior, substituting genuine and honest conversation with sneer comments and petty remarks.
Basically any episode of "Real Housewives" or anything on TLC is like the San Diego of Petty Zoos.
by TonyTheTampon July 15, 2017
mugGet the Petty Zoomug.

Shit Zoo

1. A zoo that displays fine specimens of fecial material. Often from animals, but human specimens can be entered if they are of abnormal size, length, weight, or color.

2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.
Franklin: Yo Steven, I heard you went to the Shit Zoo without me. How did it smell?
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.
by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025
mugGet the Shit Zoomug.

zoo circus

just a total clusterfuck of a situation with multiple people running around and shit flying all over the place, etc.
--you ever go to the Wal-Mart? fuckin place is a goddamn zoo circus---
by AntoniusBeethius November 4, 2009
mugGet the zoo circusmug.

Me leaving the Zoo

Opposite of "Me at the Zoo", the first YouTube video. This video has yet to be made, but will be the last video on Youtube.
If Jawed uploads a video titled "Me leaving the Zoo", it will be the end of YouTube.
by FridayFunkGaming291 July 28, 2025
mugGet the Me leaving the Zoomug.

The Dead Zoo

The Dead Zoo is the nickname given to Dublin’s Natural history museum, on Merrion Street, Dublin 2
This supposedly is because of it skeletons of the 11,000-year-old giant deer and Spoticus the giraffe
It’s raining out, how about we take the kids to the dead zoo?
by Sinnia March 20, 2023
mugGet the The Dead Zoomug.

get a zoo

The need to stop everything and reevaluate your situation in the pursuit of happiness.
Man 1: I'm so sick of where I am at the moment.
Man 2: that's easy to solve, get a zoo.
by SiainCHunt December 10, 2016
mugGet the get a zoomug.

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