johnny trombone

Something failing couples try to save their marriage. The man attaches a low pressure air pump to his pens and injects air into his bladder, he then has sex with his partner as normal while 'peeing the air into her, making a trombone sound.

I totally Johnny Trombone'd her last night.

Why don't you guys try the Johnny Trombone?

by SquatchIt September 23, 2020

Dan the trombone man

A much cooler version of any NORMAL Dan.

Dan the trombone man walked into the room with a swagger that other Dan did not posses

by The Kiley February 3, 2015

Trombone

A device used for brilliance and power! They usually overpower the mellos and baritones with little effort.

What are trombones for?! Brilliance and power!

by Ktbone19 August 20, 2018

Backblown Trombone

A rusty trombone, with the addition of the passage of gas or fecal matter from the receiver.

Bro, my stomach was messed up from all those spicy tacos and I accidentally gave her a backblown trombone.

by Shotgun Johnny March 22, 2019

Turkish Trombone

When the girl takes large amounts of laxatives then the boy eats her out until she shits all in his mouth and they start making out forcefully.

Boy 1: “Her breath smells like shit!?”
Boy 2: “Yeah I heard Jonah gave her a Turkish Trombone”
Boy 1: “Ohhhh”

by Penisfart69420 May 7, 2022

Old Trombone

Basically a Rusty Trombone Reach Around, but with old and young.

Hey, Grandma, wanna do an old trombone on me?

by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024

Russian trombone

A variation of the rusty trombone. Instead of eating the ass you blow vodka into it while reaching under and performing a handjob.

Vodka is essential if you want to play the Russian trombone.

by Dead End Dale June 7, 2018