Goop Roof

The action of cumming in someone’s hair, then sticking them to the roof.

Man, I hit her with that goop roof last night. She’s still up there.

by Trwphotos May 26, 2023

Roof Rattling

The practice of throwing a handful of stones onto an unsuspecting victims roof causing a cacophonous rattle. A common past-time of many young kiwis with nothing better to do.

Hamish and I were bored so we went roof rattling on old Bill's house, he was pissed off and chased us away with a rake

by CodakBear February 16, 2023

jutting palm-roof

Under the shade of a palm roof.

Hey Lay on a mat outside his hut under the shade of the jutting palm-roof.

by Chiok Chan September 13, 2020

Crackin the roof

Attempting to kill yourself but you're too fat

He tried crackin the roof

by Loag_loag September 19, 2023

Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose

Julia is a roof canoe at cooking

by roofcanoe May 1, 2020

Roof Envy

The feeling a property owner gets when he watches a roof being installed across the street by a superior contractor, especially after they just got their deductible covered by some "bob the roofer" pop-up roofing company.

Jim Tells his wife while looking out the window,

"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"

Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "

by betterdick January 14, 2019

Roofing

Gluing your tongue in another person's butthole

Manny was roofing Nixon while in the bath.

by OGkohanim January 2, 2024